RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
United States • Age 59
Joined myLot 8 years ago
I am an amazing idiot and I prove daily.
RussTeed's Mentions
RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
13 May 16
Note to women - if you don't want an idiotic, unintelligent, incomprehensible, factually incorrect, incoherent response, then don't ask a man any questions, EVER!
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13 people
The Horse
@TheHorse (218931)
• Walnut Creek, California
8 Feb 19
This, morning,at 7:28 AM, I was in my kitchen making up my first cup of coffee. I was in my Disney Pooh sleeping outfit, meaning that I had a t-shirt on, but was naked as the eyes of a clown below the waist.
I looked toward my...
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18 people
The Horse
@TheHorse (218931)
• Walnut Creek, California
8 Feb 19
This, morning,at 7:28 AM, I was in my kitchen making up my first cup of coffee. I was in my Disney Pooh sleeping outfit, meaning that I had a t-shirt on, but was naked as the eyes of a clown below the waist.
I looked toward my...
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18 people
RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
21 May 16
I went into a flower shop today and I said to the woman, "Hi, do you have flowers for people that mess up? Not me, it's for a friend."
She said, "What did your friend do?"
"Why did you wink your eye when you said 'friend' just...
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10 people
RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
3 Apr 16
I don't always eat donuts, but when I do, I eat them until I hate myself and develop an eating disorder which leads to hiding in closets all curled up in the fetal position while sucking my thumb and humming the theme song to...
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7 people
Amanda
@amandajay (23264)
• New Zealand
30 Dec 16
I have been here for 4 months now. At that time I met some people here and we built up good friendship, suddenly some of them are missing..... They were very active those days and now they are not. May be they have left mylot ir...
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9 people
Amanda
@amandajay (23264)
• New Zealand
30 Dec 16
I have been here for 4 months now. At that time I met some people here and we built up good friendship, suddenly some of them are missing..... They were very active those days and now they are not. May be they have left mylot ir...
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9 people
Cynthia Owens
@cindiowens (5120)
• North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
21 Oct 16
This is a picture taken from an overhead video of Hurricane Matthew over Haiti. It is all over the internet. This picture took the internet by storm, pun intended. Is it a demon? Is it a skull? Is it the Grinch who stole...
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18 people
WorDazza
@WorDazza (15830)
• Manchester, England
29 Jul 16
They claim that the best way for single people to meet potential partners is to take a dog for a walk.
I can see that! Since acquiring Hugo the Dog late last year I'm no longer the strange bloke who lurks suspiciously around the...
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28 people
RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
25 Jun 16
I was playing "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey on my cell phone on my porch last night. I was singing along boisterously and I remembered most of the words.
Suddenly, a group of neighbors approached me as they sang along with...
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12 people
RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
25 Jun 16
I was playing "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey on my cell phone on my porch last night. I was singing along boisterously and I remembered most of the words.
Suddenly, a group of neighbors approached me as they sang along with...
10 responses •
12 people
RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
25 Jun 16
I was playing "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey on my cell phone on my porch last night. I was singing along boisterously and I remembered most of the words.
Suddenly, a group of neighbors approached me as they sang along with...
10 responses •
12 people
RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
24 May 16
I walked up to a mime today and threw my hot coffee at him. I think I scalded his eyeballs. I could tell when he screamed, "You scalded my eyeballs!"
I said, "OMG, he can talk! It's a miracle! I'm a miracle maker!"
You know, I...
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11 people
RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
25 Jun 16
I was playing "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey on my cell phone on my porch last night. I was singing along boisterously and I remembered most of the words.
Suddenly, a group of neighbors approached me as they sang along with...
10 responses •
12 people
RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
21 May 16
I went into a flower shop today and I said to the woman, "Hi, do you have flowers for people that mess up? Not me, it's for a friend."
She said, "What did your friend do?"
"Why did you wink your eye when you said 'friend' just...
9 responses •
10 people