satyamss

@satyamss (870)

India • Age 42

Joined myLot 19 years ago

humanity is the true religon...all others descriminate individuals

Discussions (49)

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Wat option should i chose to open a paypal account

satyamss @satyamss (870) • India 12 Jan 07

i don't want to use credit card etc... i hv an atm/debit card {a bank account} and want to use it...bcz there is a risk in using credit cards etc... pls tell me which of the following three options in pay pal i should...

paypal

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Love Fence

satyamss @satyamss (870) • India 5 Jan 07

A couple married thirty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running along the road. The woman said,...

deer fence

joke

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2 people

Marriage and Death

satyamss @satyamss (870) • India 5 Jan 07

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary. The husband gave his wife a gift - a tombstone, with the inscription: HERE LIES MY WIFE - COLD AS EVER. Later the furious wife bought a...

joke

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3 people

Reasons Guitars are Better than Women

satyamss @satyamss (870) • India 5 Jan 07

REASONS WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN 1. A guitar has a volume knob 2. If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $.79 for a new one 3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to 4. You can unplug a...

joke

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4 people

what a women says, wat a man listens

satyamss @satyamss (870) • India 5 Jan 07

What a woman says: "This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean, Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!" What a man hears: "blah, blah, blah,...

joke

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3 people

Sick Husband

satyamss @satyamss (870) • India 5 Jan 07

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you...

healthy breakfast

joke

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2 people

scientists discover new element

satyamss @satyamss (870) • India 5 Jan 07

The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by university physicists. The element, tentatively named "Administratium," has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However, it does have one...

joke

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3 people

Why God Never Received Tenure at a University

satyamss @satyamss (870) • India 5 Jan 07

Why God Never Received Tenure at a University Because he had only one major publication. And it was in Hebrew. And it had no cited references. And it wasn't published in a refereed journal or even submitted for peer...

joke

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2 people

lets hv fun

satyamss @satyamss (870) • India 5 Jan 07

A man does a good deed and as a reward his guardian angel appears and offers him the answer to any question he wishes to ask. But she says to take his time and she will return in two days. Well the man immediately realized he...

joke

kentucky derby

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3 people

joke

satyamss @satyamss (870) • India 5 Jan 07

Descartes is sitting in a bar, having a drink. The bartender asks him if he would like another. "I think not," he says and vanishes in a puff of logic. * * * * * * * Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his...

joke

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4 people

philospher

satyamss @satyamss (870) • India 5 Jan 07

The First Law of Philosophy For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher. The Second Law of Philosophy They're both wrong. * * * * * * * Question: What do you get when you cross the Godfather...

joke

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2 people

How to charge them

satyamss @satyamss (870) • India 5 Jan 07

Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop. One guy was thrown through the windshield and his buddy was knocked down an embankment. The first guy was charged...

joke

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superman

satyamss @satyamss (870) • India 4 Jan 07

There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said " I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!" The second man says "Ok, sure." and the barman holds the...

joke

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3 people

A Puking Drunk

satyamss @satyamss (870) • India 3 Jan 07

A taxi driver goes to a bar to pick up his fare, a really drunk guy who has been in the bar way too long. After giving directions back to his house, he and the taxi driver are talking. The drunk guy leans forwards and says,...

joke

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3 people

indian politics

satyamss @satyamss (870) • India 3 Jan 07

An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings. He asked, "How can you afford...

joke

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3 people

R u from india?

satyamss @satyamss (870) • India 3 Jan 07

if u r from india and real person i would like to b ur friend... i always rate my friends + and response their posts for good busines...lets start ..right now...and come together.. just response me or add me.

india

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4 people