Timothy Roberts

@theBlock (2657)

United States

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The Block is Back!

Timothy Roberts @theBlock (2657) • United States 24 Feb 20

Hi Mylot friends! I am back from hiatus ... ok, hiding from the cops. I’ve been on the run ever since I was a toddler, around 2 years-old. The cops still haven’t caught up to me. I’m usually in disguise. My last disguise, I was...

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$50 Million Dollar Diamond!

Timothy Roberts @theBlock (2657) • United States 15 Nov 18

I'm enamored with its blinding, crystalized reflection that upsurges and descends to every fiber of its razor-like edges, conspiring with the pink French Rose romantically melting its core. And the way ... $50 million? Get the...

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More of Some People....

Timothy Roberts @theBlock (2657) • United States 3 Nov 18

Ok, yesterday my microwave broke, so I went online to see if anyone was selling an used and inexpensive one. I found a young woman who was selling hers for 20 bucks----cool! She tells me come over her house at 11am and pick the...

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I Found Another Publisher for Fred and Headley!

Timothy Roberts @theBlock (2657) • United States 28 Oct 18

All right, I found another publisher (ArrowGate Publishing), and I'm both happy and relieved. My last publisher didn't work out, so maybe this is fate.... Currently, I'm looking for a sketch artist to help me with the cover for...

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The Block going to the Moon, Baby!

Timothy Roberts @theBlock (2657) • United States 3 Oct 18

I'm starting a GO FUND ME, fundraiser for "me" (no one else) to be the second passenger on SpaceX's Mission to the Moon flight. I'm starting it off with a one cent donation.... Who else is in, baby!

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The Block's Mother and Alzheimer's Disease....

Timothy Roberts @theBlock (2657) • United States 19 Aug 18

When my mother, who had Alzheimer's, didn't recognize me when I told her I was her son, I was heartbroken. But what hurt the most was that she became so disheartened and hard on herself for not recognizing her own son. I didn't...

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More of the Block's Words of Wisdom

Timothy Roberts @theBlock (2657) • United States 27 Jul 18

YOU ... are not as dumb or as smart as you think you are. LIVE ... life as if you weren't born yet. OVERTHINKING ... is when you don't want your feet wet but you still have your socks on while in the shower. HAPPINESS ... is when...

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The Block's Gotta Great Great Great Grandpa!

Timothy Roberts @theBlock (2657) • United States 22 Jul 18

My Great Great Great Grandfather, William Cook (born in Plymouth, England,1790-1874), who was the father of George, who was the father of Albert, who was the father of my grandmother, Atileti, who was the mother of my birth...

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More of Tim's Words of Wisdom....

Timothy Roberts @theBlock (2657) • United States 9 Jun 18

IF you need to lose weight, shed your clothes. WHEN you do laundry, don't use the dryer first. NEVER ever ... argue with a mannequin. IF your butt itches, never scratch with palms up. More Words of Wisdom to come....

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The Block's Another Piano Moment

Timothy Roberts @theBlock (2657) • United States 23 Apr 18

True story.... So, I'm playing the piano one night at this nice hotel, and then this attractive woman comes up to me and starts chatting. I had one eye on the piano keys and the other eye on her tight blouse ... or those things...

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Some People....

Timothy Roberts @theBlock (2657) • United States 22 Apr 18

SOME PEOPLE.... (True Story) One day I was jammin' on the piano, fingers flyin', notes a singin'. Then an older couple walks up to me and starts to look under the piano to see if it was a player piano. And with an incredulous...

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More of the Block's Words of Wisdom

Timothy Roberts @theBlock (2657) • United States 7 Apr 18

NEVER "literally" suck an egg. (I'll Never do that again) NEVER fight someone if no one is there....(I tried this and lost for some reason) NEVER walk backwards on a treadmill. (I tried it---wasn't good) NEVER try to sleep with...

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The Block is the Hooded Pianist!

Timothy Roberts @theBlock (2657) • United States 25 Mar 18

Here at the Gardena Senior Center, I'm volunteering playing the piano for the elderly at lunch time. And, I'm hidin' from the cops. Great place to hide---Genius! https://youtu.be/afBAJ_ysoT0

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Some People

Timothy Roberts @theBlock (2657) • United States 5 Mar 18

(True Story) One day I was jammin' on the piano, fingers flyin', notes a singin'. Then an older couple walks up to me and starts to look under the piano to see if it was a player piano. And with an incredulous look, the woman...

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More of the Block's Words of Wisdom

Timothy Roberts @theBlock (2657) • United States 20 Feb 18

MORE OF TIM'S WORDS OF WISDOM.... YOU are not as dumb or as smart as you think you are. LIVE life as if you weren't born yet. OVERTHINKING is when you don't want your feet wet but you still have your socks on while in the...

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The Block Starting a Rock Band, Baby!

Timothy Roberts @theBlock (2657) • United States 28 Jan 18

Ok, here's who I need: 1 Bucket player (You need your own drumsticks) 1 Knee Slapper 2 Armpit Squishers 1 Kazoo player And of course, I'll be the Lead and Backup singer---Duh.... Message me for audition date....

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Fred and Headley

Timothy Roberts @theBlock (2657) • United States 22 Jan 18

Do you want to read a funny story with heart? If you have time read my story Fred and Headley. If you like it, give a good review and share with your friends. If you don't like it, I'll give you a dollar. Ok, a nickel. I'm kinda...

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The Block's New Year Resolution

Timothy Roberts @theBlock (2657) • United States 28 Dec 17

Starting January 1, I'm gonna have to start working on my time machine again. I've already got the key element which is to sit directly in the middle of my Convivial-Gyrating-Machine ... okay, my Merry-Go-'Round, and turn on the...

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More of the Block's Words of Wisdom

Timothy Roberts @theBlock (2657) • United States 26 Dec 17

DON'T try to show off and pimp walk in front of girls, if you don't have no shoes on.... IF you fart in a crowded elevator, close your eyes tight and hope no one looks at you. NEVER drink water while you're under water.... More...

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Fred and Headley Gets Sidelined!

Timothy Roberts @theBlock (2657) • United States 22 Dec 17

My heart is broken .... My novel Fred and Headley was put on the back list from my publisher, meaning that I have to wait longer before it's published. But he also said that if I want to seek another publisher, I...

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