Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker

@CaptAlbertWhisker (32658)

Calgary, Alberta • Age 39

Joined myLot 14 years ago

Complete Global Saturation. I am the future rule of the world. Bow down to me commoners!

Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker 's Discussions

What is the first food you target in buffets?

Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker @CaptAlbertWhisker (32658) • Calgary, Alberta 23h

I always target seafood and expensive meats like beef and lamb because they are the most expensive. I avoid rice, pasta,cake, pie and bread because they will make me full and I can eat them for cheap the next day or week. So the...

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Things Ai image generator still cant do

Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker @CaptAlbertWhisker (32658) • Calgary, Alberta 24 Aug

Hey guys, I've been messing around with these image generators, and let me tell you, they're a total headache! It's like trying to teach a dog to do calculus. First, they seem terrified of blinking, as if they're afraid of...

images

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Nissan Leaf

Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker @CaptAlbertWhisker (32658) • Calgary, Alberta 26 Jul

So, I traded in my soul for a shiny new Nissan Leaf. Turns out, this electric baby sounds like a disgruntled walrus having a nightmare about being chased by a swarm of angry bees. It's a symphony of whines, groans, and...

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You are suppose to cross this thing with your wheelchair

Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker @CaptAlbertWhisker (32658) • Calgary, Alberta 17 Jul

I wont tell you where this picture came from because I do not want to offend people from this country and their ability to choose leaders who will serve them. This is a Wheel chair ramp for a foot bridge, So Wheelchair using...

substandard construction

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Can someone explain this smell?

Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker @CaptAlbertWhisker (32658) • Calgary, Alberta 11 Jul

Whenever it rains, There is this good scent that comes with the air when the water is pouring. I usually smell this during spring. The wind smells great. I don't smell this in cities but in rural area. Someone told me the smell...

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Remember the 90s Ninja turtles live action movie? They neglected the costumes to rot!

Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker @CaptAlbertWhisker (32658) • Calgary, Alberta 4 Jul

Well I found that instead of putting in a museum, they left the ninja turtles costumes decay in a warehouse. They neglected them. These costumes are used for few movie and tv series. After the live action tv series got canceled...

ninja turtles

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How did Indomie got so popular?

Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker @CaptAlbertWhisker (32658) • Calgary, Alberta 30 Jun

This Noodle Brand from Indonesia have no TV commercials, No Billboard advertisements but its selling well around the world It is delicious and its one of the "stir fry" type of noodles, Its not a soup. Its garlicy, it has herbs...

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I watched the Trump and Biden Debate....

Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker @CaptAlbertWhisker (32658) • Calgary, Alberta 30 Jun

I die of second hand embarrassment. Both of them sucks, its like seeing two old men with dementia fight for the last pudding in the elderly home fridge. I swear I had seen more articulate people from the primaries of both parties...

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A British complained on her Spain vacations because Spaniards speaks too much Spanish instead of English

Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker @CaptAlbertWhisker (32658) • Calgary, Alberta 24 May

At first I thought this is a meme but its for real. Does she expect the natives of Spain to speak English on their own turf on their own country. She also told Spaniards to not have holidays in Spain and go to...

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Practical effects greater than CGI

Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker @CaptAlbertWhisker (32658) • Calgary, Alberta 27 Jul 23

Ant man flopped, The Flash Flopped, 65 Flopped, Indiana Jones V flopped, Lots of Disney remakes and Many more CGI filled movies flopped this year. Barbie didn't use CGI, they just use practical effects and props. They use...

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What do you guys think of the upcoming Snow White and the 7 dwarfs remake?

Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker @CaptAlbertWhisker (32658) • Calgary, Alberta 22 Jul 23

In the original fairy tale and Disney movie, Her step mom wants to unalive Snow white because she is jelous of her prettiness. People think Snow White is pretty because her skin is White as snow and her lips are red as blood. Now...

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I m becoming injury prone and I hate it

Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker @CaptAlbertWhisker (32658) • Calgary, Alberta 16 Jul 23

Lesson learned: Do not sneeze while leaning down, Look upwards because you may tore a muscle or a bone. Now My back hurts like crazy. On the first week of June I broke a tooth for cracking a lobster claw with my teeth. 2 weeks...

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Netflix fixed the Crime of Paramount

Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker @CaptAlbertWhisker (32658) • Calgary, Alberta 18 Jun 23

Back in 2010 which is 12 years ago, Paramount Pictures made a live action adaptation of Avatar:The Last Airbender. It's an adventure animated series with Anime inspiration. The characters of this show have cultures inspired from...

avatar the last airbender

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Once you become a parent nothing is gross anymore

Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker @CaptAlbertWhisker (32658) • Calgary, Alberta 11 May 23

I grew up being eeky on poop and pee, I paid teenagers to walk my dog because I do not want to see poop. Now I change diapers and I had been peed on and pooped on and puked on by my baby. If this was myself 5 years ago I will be...

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I stopped Using Microsoft office

Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker @CaptAlbertWhisker (32658) • Calgary, Alberta 21 Mar 23

I don't really make graphs so I have no use for excel. I dont print paper files anymore and when it comes to grammar check. Grammarly is superior. Microsoft office takes a lot of space on my hard disk and I have more use for...

microsoft office

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Is there a family member you do not want to be associated with?

Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker @CaptAlbertWhisker (32658) • Calgary, Alberta 16 Mar 23

I found out my mom's sister is now a member of flat earth society and she is currently spreading propaganda on social media. She even have a Youtube channel with 10 thousand followers. She is an admirable mom who get all of her...

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A Boy named Drink Water Rivera got A Gatorade endorsement deal

Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker @CaptAlbertWhisker (32658) • Calgary, Alberta 13 Mar 23

There is a boy in the Phillippines who got named Drink Water by his mom. He probably got bullied and teased because of that name but there is now payoff from the suffering. When his name got viral, Gatorade decided to hire him as...

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What the hell Madonna did to herself?

Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker @CaptAlbertWhisker (32658) • Calgary, Alberta 9 Mar 23

I remember when Madonna was on her 40s, people are admiring her for looking young for her age and that she never tried to cross Michael Jackson's path... Now on her 60s she became obsessed of looking young. I don't know what...

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A.I image generator will make artist unemployed right?

Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker @CaptAlbertWhisker (32658) • Calgary, Alberta 8 Mar 23

The Price of a painting can cause thousands of dollars. Meanwhile if I print an A.I generated photo and put it in a frame, I have something I created from words I prompted to the A.I for free and print it for few backs and I have...

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Massage chair

Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker @CaptAlbertWhisker (32658) • Calgary, Alberta 6 Mar 23

Decided to purchase one because going to a spa in a regular is expensive. Massage chairs are pricey but it can last for years so it will save me more money and I can have massages on a daily basis. After a hard day work and also...

massage chair

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