clutterbug

@clutterbug (1051)

United States • Age 66

Joined myLot 15 years ago

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Your Demise (a dismal poem)

clutterbug @clutterbug (1051) • United States 17 Jul 09

(Thanks in advance for stopping by, hope you can find your way out). Come take a look at what I've done, been shoveling and sweating all day, take a short break and light up a smoke, I spilled gasoline here today. Come...

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How Important Is Social Security To You?

clutterbug @clutterbug (1051) • United States 17 Jul 09

Are you depending on it to be there when you reach retirement age? Did you know that Social Security was only meant to be a temporary program, and should have been halted years ago? All opinions are welcome.

insolvent

life

social security

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Status Quo (a serious poem about our world today).

clutterbug @clutterbug (1051) • United States 17 Jul 09

(Thanks in advance for reading my poem). Park bench slumber in morphine dreams, there's murder for hire, and late night screams. Supermarket carts filled with bottles and cans, owned by swollen ankles and gnarled...

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Twenty Four-Seven (a poem about tea and me)

clutterbug @clutterbug (1051) • United States 16 Jul 09

A cloistered nun I could not be, for I can't live without my tea, that blasted vow of poverty, when tea is such a luxury. Perhaps resort to closet drinking, my tarnished halo slowly shrinking, boiling water night and day,...

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Here Are Some Common Sense Tips

clutterbug @clutterbug (1051) • United States 16 Jul 09

for visiting people in the hospital. I read this in an issue of "In Touch" Ministries magazine, and it has been helpful to me. 1) Phoning someone is a common courtesy before dropping in on people at home, but for some reason is...

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Hop Aboard (summer fun poetry)

clutterbug @clutterbug (1051) • United States 15 Jul 09

(Thanks in advance for reading my poem). Hop aboard the rocket that will take you to the moon, it won't cost you a fortune, and it's leaving very soon. Leave behind your worries, and enjoy an expedition, just hop aboard the...

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Life At The Airport (a poem)

clutterbug @clutterbug (1051) • United States 15 Jul 09

(Now that summer is upon us, here are some thoughts to ponder when choosing to fly the unfriendly skies). Taking off your laced up shoes and getting patted down, as intercom announcements shock ear piercingly loud. Having...

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When I Was a Child My Mom told Me That

clutterbug @clutterbug (1051) • United States 14 Jul 09

dust falls to the earth and gets into our homes from the moon's surface. Is this true? I think I might need psychotherapy. Where does dust come from anyway?

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Suspenders (a silly poem)

clutterbug @clutterbug (1051) • United States 14 Jul 09

(This poem is fiction. I am not obese, and I don't wear suspenders; not that there's anything wrong with that). I've been wearing suspenders since the day of my birth, only now they're much bigger, because of my girth. I...

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Is There A 'Green' Oven Cleaner On the Market?

clutterbug @clutterbug (1051) • United States 14 Jul 09

I am specifically looking for a 'Green' oven cleaner, as I have had enough of the spray fumes from my current oven cleaner. What do you use or recommend? Thank you.

oven cleaner

people

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The Shampoo Sham (an aromatic poem)

clutterbug @clutterbug (1051) • United States 13 Jul 09

(Thanks in advance for reading my poem). ------------------- ------------------ She washed her hair in lavender, and the gents came buzzing 'round, then she diluted it to make it last, and the gents were nowhere to be...

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Where Is Cindy Sheehan?

clutterbug @clutterbug (1051) • United States 13 Jul 09

She is the American anti-war activist whose son was killed during his service in the Iraq War. It's as though she has dropped off the face of the earth, not that I'm complaining. Is she locked up? Has anyone heard what she's doing...

people

screeching hoyden

war

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Unlocked Door (a poem)

clutterbug @clutterbug (1051) • United States 11 Jul 09

I left a light on through the night to help you find your way, but some dreams aren't meant to come true, at least not mine today. I have the hope of a million saints, and one day there may be the opening of my unlocked...

Leave A Message (some Clutterbug humor)

clutterbug @clutterbug (1051) • United States 11 Jul 09

(Thanks in advance for viewing my poetry). Answering machines have saved my life on more than one occasion, from drunken kin and in-laws with their wearying repetition. Night and day my machine sounds off in a stream of...

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Lemon-Lime is my Favorite Gatorade Flavor...

clutterbug @clutterbug (1051) • United States 11 Jul 09

I think because it tastes more like my own natural sweat than the other flavors of Gatorade. If we are sweating profusely at mylot, we should replace the electrolytes that are lost in sweating. Milk is also a good replacement...

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Fish or Cut Bait (a fiction poem by Clutterbug)

clutterbug @clutterbug (1051) • United States 10 Jul 09

(Thanks in advance for stopping in). Let's go on a fishing trip, but first I'll make a stop at the hardware store to get some rope, a hammer and a tarp. Let's go on a fishing trip, so get your affairs in order, rubber...

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Do You Consider Yourself a Non-Conformist?

clutterbug @clutterbug (1051) • United States 10 Jul 09

Someone who doesn't do what Simon says? Or are you the type of person who follows the crowd and jumps when you're told to jump? All kinds of opinions are welcome.

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Prince Charles of Great Britain

clutterbug @clutterbug (1051) • United States 10 Jul 09

has just said that we have only 96 months in which to save the world. Do you think that Prince Charles is an authority on the state of the world? I'm shaking in my boots... not!

life

royal pain

save the world

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The Hungry Moth....

clutterbug @clutterbug (1051) • United States 9 Jul 09

Little moth upon my sock, can I hit you with this rock? It just might break my ankle bone, but that's okay, I'm in a zone. The amount you can eat just chaps my hide, the hole in my vest is two inches wide! My clothes...

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"Looks Like Meat's Back On The Menu Boys"

clutterbug @clutterbug (1051) • United States 9 Jul 09

I love The Lord of the Rings movie. I've seen it on DVD so many times, and I never tire of seeing it. Do you have a line from the movie that you like best? Tell me your favorites.

lord of the rings

movie

people

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