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1118786 @1118786 (114) • India 30 Dec 06

1) What is the difference between women and puppies? A: puppies grow up. 2)Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces? A: cause they are..... 3) If u drop a women and a brick out of a plane,which one would hit...

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whitematter lol, read this now an walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. Tells the shepherd, "I will bet you $100 against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in this flock." The shepherd thinks it...

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Ryan Cooper @ryancooper899 (92) • Mississauga, Ontario 7 Jan 14

Modern baby furniture Canada was introduced with the vision to provide quality baby stores where new parents could feel comfortable and pampered asking questions and discovering new products during this special time in their...

whitematter Modern baby furniture Canada was introduced with the vision to provide quality baby stores where new parents could feel comfortable and pampered asking questions and discovering new products during this special time in their lives. The best selection of the...

7 Jan 14

sudhajan @sudhajan (1219) • France 16 Dec 06

one of the joke Are caterpillars good to eat? Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat? Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals! Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the...

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whitematter lol, what about this one Once upon a time there was a Prince who, through no fault of his own was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the Prince could speak only one word each year. However, he could save up the words so that if he did...

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happygal68 @happygal68 (3275) • United States 7 Nov 06

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the...

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whitematter lol, read this now A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your license and registration? Driver: I don't have them. It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right....

30 Dec 06

masbaaz @masbaaz (395) • India 30 Sep 06

1. Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report...

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whitematter Banta: "Yaar Santa, last year the name-plate outside your house read Santa B.A. This year it reads Santa M.A.; when did you get your Masters degree? Santa: "You don`t understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A to Indicate Bachelor Again. Then I took a...

30 Dec 06

sreekanthdb @sreekanthdb (518) • India 18 Sep 06

Hi every one...If any one has some jokes on our gr8 sardajis... plz do post them here

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whitematter Banta walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "We don`t need any one," they replied. "You can`t afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone anytime any thing." "We have two prospects that no one has been able to sell. If you can sell just one, you...

30 Dec 06

Bryony @Bryony (36) • India 17 Oct 06

Report submitted by Banta Singh to his manager after completing his Y2K verification task. Dear Sir, Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through every line of code in every...

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whitematter lol read this one Banta is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws. The dealer tells him, "Look, I have a lot of models, but why don`t you save yourself a lot of time and...

30 Dec 06

bbava6104 @bbava6104 (50) • Pakistan 31 Oct 06

a sardar in an interview " i want 1 lac salary , a flat and car" boss, "i will give you 5 lac ,2 flats and 3 cars " sardar, "mazaq kion karday o sir ?" boss, "shru kinay kita c ."

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whitematter Banta joins the suicide bomber squad, so when he is given a mission to suicide in the enemies camp. His leader supply him a lot of weapons and bombs stacked to his body and mobile for communications. He lands up in the enemy's camp, called his boss: Sir,...

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maliksandeep @maliksandeep (259) • India 29 Oct 06

1. Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta." Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do 4 hightech sardar inventions: ---Waterproof towel ---Solar powered torch ---Book on...

powered wheel chair

sardar

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whitematter Banta owned a pub in the Ludhiana, and in the summertime a swarm of flies seemed to just hover over the buffet table. This had been going on for about a month. Santa, the neighborhood mooch, walked in one day. "I'm not giving you another free beer!"...

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dolphix @dolphix (60) • Romania 27 Dec 06

One of my favourite hobbies is to tell jokes to other people ... so ... let's begin girls and guys ...

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whitematter This worked fine with my level 200a on up. A man got a parrot which could already talk. It had belonged to a sailor and had a big vocabulary. However, the man soon discovered that the parrot mostly know bad words. At first he thought it was funny, but then...

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dolphix @dolphix (60) • Romania 27 Dec 06

One of my favourite hobbies is to tell jokes to other people ... so ... let's begin girls and guys ...

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whitematter This worked fine with my level 200a on up. A man got a parrot which could already talk. It had belonged to a sailor and had a big vocabulary. However, the man soon discovered that the parrot mostly know bad words. At first he thought it was funny, but then...

30 Dec 06

Mario Moreno @officialempirecloset (31) • Queens, New York 31 Dec 13

The best part is that you can also get a custom closet for your house in NYC. Only you need to look for a reputed manufacturer who excels in designing customized closets according to preferences of the homeowners.

whitematter The best part is that you can also get a custom closet for your house in NYC. Only you need to look for a reputed manufacturer who excels in designing customized closets according to preferences of the homeowners.

31 Dec 13

erprabhu35 @erprabhu35 (528) • India 2 Dec 06

How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two others to act macho and shake the stove.

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whitematter Home remedies 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegies by getting someone else...

28 Dec 06

sharathnitte @sharathnitte (5) • India 11 Dec 06

Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news....

40th anniversary

entertainment

master card

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whitematter One day an old lady was sitting at her old home with her old dog. A fairy suddenly pops up next to her. It tells her, "You have lived a good life. I will now grant you three magic wishes." The old women thinks for a minute, and then makes up her mind. She...

28 Dec 06

shankydash @shankydash (34) • India 13 Dec 06

ones a teacher tells one of her pupil," I'm afraid that when you take these exam result home to your father his hair will go grey " pupil,"wow,he'll be so happy" . . . . ."he's completely bald. " do u have some jokes that...

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whitematter A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately,...

28 Dec 06

mangrove @mangrove (122) • Australia 14 Dec 06

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEWLYWEDS WHO COULDN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN VASELINE AND PUTTY......thier windows fell out

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whitematter lol, what about this There's this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about 2 weeks. One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary. Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and collapses on the doorstep. The missionary finds him and...

28 Dec 06

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solls108 @solls108 (282) • United States 26 Nov 06

What is your best and most favorite joke?

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whitematter A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know...

28 Dec 06

erprabhu35 @erprabhu35 (528) • India 2 Dec 06

If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.

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whitematter lol, read tis one A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to...

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