Steve West
@zebra2222 (5268)
United States • Age 72
Joined myLot 17 years ago
I work as a para educator in a public school. I have written online for several years. I have also participated in various discussion groups.
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Steve West
@zebra2222 (5268)
• United States
16 Mar 20
Oh where, oh where did all the toilet paper go?
I can't find anywhere.
I just see no, no, no.
Not in the grocery store.
Not in the drug store too.
It seems to have vanished.
I cry boo hoo!
I must find it soon.
The crisis is...
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5 people
Steve West
@zebra2222 (5268)
• United States
27 Feb 19
The Cat ate my hat.
How do you like that?
My hat was quite old.
It had a rim made of gold.
The Cat saw my hat.
It was lying on the floor.
The Cat pounced on it,
And threw it against the door.
Then the Cat started biting.
He...
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2 people
Steve West
@zebra2222 (5268)
• United States
25 Feb 19
The dragon ate my pillow.
The dragon chewed on my leg.
The dragon drank some coffee.
The dragon's name is Meg.
The dragon has curly hair.
This is very strange to me.
The dragon likes to snorkle
In the middle of the sea.
Meg is...
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2 people
Steve West
@zebra2222 (5268)
• United States
25 Feb 19
The dragon ate my pillow.
The dragon chewed on my leg.
The dragon drank some coffee.
The dragon's name is Meg.
The dragon has curly hair.
This is very strange to me.
The dragon likes to snorkle
In the middle of the sea.
Meg is...
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2 people
Steve West
@zebra2222 (5268)
• United States
25 Feb 19
Long hair,
Short hair,
Curly, wavy, straight hair.
No hair,
In despair,
What happened to all my hair.
Bald hair,
That doesn't make sense.
Can I have some hair
To rent?
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3 people
Steve West
@zebra2222 (5268)
• United States
25 Feb 19
The dragon ate my pillow.
The dragon chewed on my leg.
The dragon drank some coffee.
The dragon's name is Meg.
The dragon has curly hair.
This is very strange to me.
The dragon likes to snorkle
In the middle of the sea.
Meg is...
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2 people
Steve West
@zebra2222 (5268)
• United States
24 Feb 19
Once upon a time there were three bears who lived in a quaint, little cabin. One day, Papa bear said, "Let's go into the woods and gather nuts and berries."
Mama bear and Baby bear agreed. So they left the house without even...
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1 person
Alfredo Rossi
@amadeo (111938)
• United States
16 Nov 18
being Freaky Friday lol
Mike decided to make a pizza.
The photo is what it look like.
It has been a very long day and tiresome for me.
Will hit the sack early.
Anything special tonight at your supper table.
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36 people
Steve West
@zebra2222 (5268)
• United States
31 Oct 18
Putting on a puppet show is a lot of fun. I have a variety of puppets to choose from. All my puppets are animals. I have a variety of voices to go with the puppets. I try to make sure that each puppet has its own distinct...
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4 people
Steve West
@zebra2222 (5268)
• United States
31 Oct 18
Putting on a puppet show is a lot of fun. I have a variety of puppets to choose from. All my puppets are animals. I have a variety of voices to go with the puppets. I try to make sure that each puppet has its own distinct...
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4 people
Steve West
@zebra2222 (5268)
• United States
28 Oct 18
Vote on November 6.
Don't sit around and mope.
Time to take away hate and despair.
Replace it with friendship and hope.
Let everyone know that bigotry
Is not the American Way.
Vote on November 6,
And let freedom make its stand...
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4 people
Alfredo Rossi
@amadeo (111938)
• United States
28 Aug 18
good morning.Back to routine and my weekly injection which I hate.
Do you ever seek advice on the internet?
I do mostly medical terms etc.
I know many use google to get some answers.
And some others.I liked it a lot.
How about...
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37 people
Steve West
@zebra2222 (5268)
• United States
30 Jun 18
Okay, you can do it.
Okay, go right ahead.
Okay, get married.
You wish I were dead.
Okay, you don't want my advice.
Okay, don't even ask.
But if you're looking for a loan,
I'm a little short on cash.
Okay, don't worry.
Debt...
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3 people
Steve West
@zebra2222 (5268)
• United States
13 Jun 18
How can you write the worst poem ever?
It must not be witty or clever.
It must sound awful.
It must not rhyme.
It must be barren
Of dimension and time.
How can you write the worse poem ever?
It must exist from a faulty lever.
It...
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4 people
Steve West
@zebra2222 (5268)
• United States
11 Jun 18
What is your favorite carry out food? Many would say pizza. You order in advance and pick it up. Always popular during major sporting events. But wait! How about picking up some Chinese food. That is very popular too. I'll...
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Steve West
@zebra2222 (5268)
• United States
5 Jun 18
Oops! I dropped my glasses.
They landed on the floor.
Now I can't see straight.
I can't do it anymore.
Oops! I dropped my dinner plate.
It landed on the floor.
Now I'm out of fresh meat.
Got to go back to the store.
Oops! I...
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4 people
Steve West
@zebra2222 (5268)
• United States
3 Jun 18
Precious lint,
Delicate lint,
You are as dainty as a rose.
Precious lint,
Delicate lint,
Sitting on my nose.
You are a spec of gray.
You move casually from left to right.
You may not look the most attractive,
But for me you are...
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3 people
Steve West
@zebra2222 (5268)
• United States
31 May 18
Trump wants a trade war,
We are all going to pay.
Prices for consumer goods
Will go up, up, and away.
Jobs will be lost.
Retaliation will occur.
Using punishing tariffs
Is more than we can endure.
We place tariffs on our...
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5 people