anabaik

@anabaik (206)

Malaysia • Age 70

Joined myLot 19 years ago

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anabaik @anabaik (206) • Malaysia 21 Feb 07

If you shoot yourself in the head with two guns that are facing each other (they are aligned perfectly), would the force of the bullets cancel each other out? me- they would probably just hit each other and stop right in the...

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Crotch-eyed mary/ an incidental anecdote

anabaik @anabaik (206) • Malaysia 8 Feb 07

I was at this party once, and a friend of mine introduced me to a friend of theirs. then-- out of nowhere-- accused me of staring at this person's crotch. ? ! (omg, omg, was i? was i actually staring-- no, i didn't even look--...

life

Blogging is like thought tetris, and I'm winning

anabaik @anabaik (206) • Malaysia 8 Feb 07

I think a lot. sometimes i think i think too much, and then i think about that. it's a vicious cycle! but alas. if i have all these thoughts bouncing around in me head, how would i ever get anything done? i wouldn't. i don't blog...

life

Why I don't like you: a short rant

anabaik @anabaik (206) • Malaysia 3 Feb 07

when you call me to ask me what login i'd prefer to use, and i tell you i like the one i'm using now (the one of your former data entry clerk) (because it helps me to feel like i didn't ACTUALLY come back to this bulls*it job) and...

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Nointy-noin soul-sah!

anabaik @anabaik (206) • Malaysia 3 Feb 07

I spent the afternoon at disney last saturday, and having not been to the magic kingdom in over 5 years (at least) a lot of stuff sure is different. (di-ffer-ent!) on their quest to be known as a "progressive company," they have...

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Ranting, ranting, galavanting

anabaik @anabaik (206) • Malaysia 3 Feb 07

Somehow, when i see you waiting behind my car for me to vacate your parking spot, it just makes me want to take longer. much, much longer. passive-aggressive much? why don't they have guitar hero demos at best buy anymore? what...

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I don't make monkeys, I just train 'em

anabaik @anabaik (206) • Malaysia 2 Feb 07

Guess who got a tazer for christmas?! that would be me. it's totally unfortunate; i'm not supposed to play with it. so i guess i have to find someone to "surprise." or maybe just hang around downtown alone, dressed sluttily, in...

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How to scar a kid for life

anabaik @anabaik (206) • Malaysia 2 Feb 07

1) buy a live lobster from the corner fish market, take off the rubber bands over the pinchers, and let it run amuck through the house after your cute little grandaughter. 2) lock poor helpless niece in a dark closet on...

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to cleave; cleave to

anabaik @anabaik (206) • Malaysia 2 Feb 07

cleave1 1. to adhere closely; stick; cling (usually fol. by to). 2. to remain faithful (usually fol. by to): to cleave to one's principles in spite of persecution. -- --cleave2 1. to split or divide by or as if by a...

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Professional smart-assery requires props

anabaik @anabaik (206) • Malaysia 2 Feb 07

Note to self: keep gold stars on your person for such situations that require you acknowledge the intellectual contributions of others. (yay, stickers!) keep a polaroid camera handy, so when you tell people to "take a picture,...

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les cousines dangeroux

anabaik @anabaik (206) • Malaysia 1 Feb 07

One time, i went to a pizzeria w/ my cousin (my cousin steven and i used to be real tight. i miss him.) and while we were sitting there, we saw on the other side of the room this guy and a girl, sitting closely, talking amongst...

life

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times

anabaik @anabaik (206) • Malaysia 1 Feb 07

co-worker: but it's healthy to talk to yourself. as long as you don't start answering back. me, from the back office: [keep telling yourself that!! hahahahahahaha!] ~~~~INTERMISSION~~~~ i'm so sleepy....somewhere between...

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Words is fun

anabaik @anabaik (206) • Malaysia 1 Feb 07

My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas. mars, venus, earth, mars, jupiter, saturn, uranus, neptune (pluto) King Phillip Came Over From greece saturday. Kingdom, Phyllum, Class, Order, Family, genus, species. Please...

Two disgusting scoops: a cautionary tale

anabaik @anabaik (206) • Malaysia 30 Jan 07

Ok, so one time i ate some raisin bran and it wasn't very good. i planned not to eat it again until i ran out of the other, better, more delicious cereals. that took about a month. ~ASIDE: my mother likes, um, organization? yeah....

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Because I have thoughts and feelings, too

anabaik @anabaik (206) • Malaysia 29 Jan 07

I'm not happy. and when i'm not happy, i notice, my hair suffers. how? last year around this time, i cut quite a bit of my hair off and dyed it some horrible auburn with chunks of blonde. why i thought this would be a good idea,...

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5,6,7 ... all good girls...go to heaven...

anabaik @anabaik (206) • Malaysia 26 Jan 07

So i was talking to my friend the other day and said something to the effect of "i won't be able to hang out tomorrow because i will have died mysteriously at 3:46 AM" ...later that night... i scared the sh** out of myself,...

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You can always tell a milford woman...

anabaik @anabaik (206) • Malaysia 26 Jan 07

So my boss was looking for a spot to put a new file cabinet, and so i volunteered some space next to my desk. (you see, this would create a little hedge for me, like a trench. out of sight, out of mind.)* one of the older ladies...

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How to have a good day: a guide for happy living

anabaik @anabaik (206) • Malaysia 25 Jan 07

==find parking up close ==Load up with coffee ==delicious cheese danish for breakfast ==no "are you open yet?" ==all the best hits of the '70's, '80's and 90's ==surround by awesome people that make my day ==find and...

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