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oyenkai @oyenkai (4394) • Philippines 19 Nov 08

There are only three things that I NEED from my phone: to send SMS, to send/receive calls, and to wake me up in the morning. I realized the third one when I left my phone in the office yesterday. I didn't mind being unreachable...

alarm

clock

ipod

phone

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stud_muffin yeah.. I use Recurrent Alarm... but no use i got up and switch it off.. andddddddddddd................. again goes to sleep.............

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Katlady2 @Katlady2 (9904) • United States 7 Mar 07

Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure." The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own...

sometimes senility is bliss

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stud_muffin Texan walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles... The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he...

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maximax8 @maximax8 (31046) • United Kingdom 11 Mar 07

My boyfriend is a very dangerous driver. Once a policeman followed him home thinking he was drunk. Another time he almost hit three people walking over a road. He got very angry one time and shook the steering wheel of his car....

dangerous

driving

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stud_muffin At an international women's conference the topic for discussion was: How to empower women in the home. The first speaker was the British representative. She stood up and said, "I decided to make a stand against my husband's oppression and so I told him that...

12 Mar 07

Katlady2 @Katlady2 (9904) • United States 25 Feb 07

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, recently moved to Texas. Ray has always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and wears them home. Walking proudly into the house, he says to his...

funny

hat

humor

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stud_muffin Once upon a time there were two blondes who had gone rock climbing. Suddenly, one man lost his footing and went tumbling down to the bottom. The other man frantically screamed, "Ross!", and was relieved to hear a faint reply. "Okay Ross," shouted Robert,...

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rainbow @rainbow (6761) 26 Feb 07

Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them! How many frogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One frog and 37 light bulbs, slippery hands, ya know. What's black and white and green? A frog sitting on a...

things i like to do with my kids

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stud_muffin This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to...

2 Mar 07

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Katlady2 @Katlady2 (9904) • United States 25 Feb 07

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, recently moved to Texas. Ray has always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and wears them home. Walking proudly into the house, he says to his...

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stud_muffin A blonde brought her baby to a doctor. After examining, the doctor right away determined that the baby had an earache. He wrote a prescription for eardrops. In the directions he wrote, "Put two drops in right ear every four hours" and he abbreviated "right"...

27 Feb 07

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Katlady2 @Katlady2 (9904) • United States 16 Feb 07

The husband had just finished reading the book "Man of the House." He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this...

man of the house not

marriage humor

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stud_muffin There was a father and son who were always in competition with each other. One day the son left to take an entrance exam at a university. He wanted to major in medicine. A week later he returned from his trip looking very down in the dumps. "How was the...

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LK2018 @Letranknight2015 (52231) • Philippines 30 Jul 22

Hello there, My plan originally was to buy a bigger type of android for myself. But after I bought it I found out it can't even download netflix and other high resolution games. So, I went back to the mobile phone shop and...

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stud_muffin Hello there, My plan originally was to buy a bigger type of android for myself. But after I bought it I found out it can't even download netflix and other high resolution games. So, I went back to the mobile phone shop and replace it with another one. This...

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GreatMartin @GreatMartin (23671) • Ft. Lauderdale, Florida 23 Jul 22

1) "Worth"--Netflix--film--2 hours--Synopsis: In the wake of the Sept. 11 attacks a lawyer faces an emotional reckoning as he attempts to put a dollar value based on the lives lost--the aftermath of 9/11 and what was paid out--how...

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stud_muffin 1) "Worth"--Netflix--film--2 hours--Synopsis: In the wake of the Sept. 11 attacks a lawyer faces an emotional reckoning as he attempts to put a dollar value based on the lives lost--the aftermath of 9/11 and what was paid out--how much do you base it on and...

23 Jul 22

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Go Crossbones @crossbones27 (49957) • Mojave, California 23 Jul 22

I am starting to doubt. Not at the the just dumb sheerness of it all but people saying cool band are brain dead or devil worshipers. To me, does not sound like society is even trying so why should I try? Someone educate me but...

we can make world melt

wealthy may noy know but we can

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stud_muffin I am starting to doubt. Not at the the just dumb sheerness of it all but people saying cool band are brain dead or devil worshipers. To me, does not sound like society is even trying so why should I try? Someone educate me but think I tried this once before...

23 Jul 22

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Greg @xander6464 (44640) • Wapello, Iowa 25 Dec 21

“Every man is put on earth condemned to die. Time and method of execution unknown.” -----Rod Serling (Thursday, December 25, 1924---Saturday, June 28, 1975) We are gathered here today to celebrate the birth of a great man. He...

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stud_muffin “Every man is put on earth condemned to die. Time and method of execution unknown.” -----Rod Serling (Thursday, December 25, 1924---Saturday, June 28, 1975) We are gathered here today to celebrate the birth of a great man. He was Jewish, born a long time...

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Polly1 @Polly1 (12645) • United States 11 Dec 06

A retired doctor goes into a store to look around. He comes out 5 minutes later and sees a police officer ticketing a car. The retired doctor then approaches the officer and says; "Can't you give a senior person a break?!" The...

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stud_muffin Banta and a Bengali Babu were talking about their State s patriotic history during the freedom struggle. The debate heated up and both ended up claiming that their state had the maximum number of freedom fighters. They finally agreed on a method to find...

23 Jan 07

Kayla Tsukino @kaylachan (74021) • Daytona Beach, Florida 23 Dec 21

Today my husband and I headed to Pizza hut so he could deliver his gift for the Secret Santa. He normally avoids such fuss, but this being his last year before retirement, he wanted to join in. So, tonight we delivered his gift,...

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stud_muffin Today my husband and I headed to Pizza hut so he could deliver his gift for the Secret Santa. He normally avoids such fuss, but this being his last year before retirement, he wanted to join in. So, tonight we delivered his gift, did our grocery shopping, and...

23 Dec 21

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