Island Man.
@Svidrigaylov (390)
Guadeloupe
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Island Man.
@Svidrigaylov (390)
• Guadeloupe
24 Oct 19
My left foot on something sharp when I jumped out of the boat into the sea this morning. A rock, a spiny fish, a carelessly discarded piece of trash? I don't know, but I had to go to the doctor to get the wound cleaned out and...
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Island Man.
@Svidrigaylov (390)
• Guadeloupe
22 Oct 19
Louise is back in town and this is not good news for anyone. She went off to Martinique last year after we broke up and has been back a few times, each time with a different man who she paraded before me. Now Madeleine tells me...
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Island Man.
@Svidrigaylov (390)
• Guadeloupe
10 May 19
There’s a new guy serving at Madeleine’s Beach Bar, and it makes such a difference having your coffee made by someone pleasant for a change. The person who’s normally there at 7.30 in the morning is grumpy, disobliging,...
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Island Man.
@Svidrigaylov (390)
• Guadeloupe
19 Jul 19
My cousin has persuaded me again to tag along with a group of tourists on one of his tours. Thankfully it's not up to Lac Flammarion this time, but to the waterfall 'Saut de Lezarde'. It's off the beaten track but it takes only a...
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Island Man.
@Svidrigaylov (390)
• Guadeloupe
9 Oct 19
So I took a boat load of tourists down to Paka Beach today - the first of many my cousin hopes. There wasn't an American among them, mostly French, but I got to speak English for the sake of two German ladies who spoke English but...
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Island Man.
@Svidrigaylov (390)
• Guadeloupe
8 Oct 19
I've quit my job at the doggy hotel. I told my cousin I couldn't listen to any more barking dogs and hissing cats so I'm off. I'm going back to work with/for my other cousin, the one who tries to show tourists a good time. I told...
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Island Man.
@Svidrigaylov (390)
• Guadeloupe
7 Oct 19
This job working at a doggy hotel is ruining my life! I sleep over at it three times a week and each time one spoiled pooch wakens and barks at its own shadow they all start up and it's ages before they calm down. No sleep is to...
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4 people
Island Man.
@Svidrigaylov (390)
• Guadeloupe
3 Oct 19
So I've scaled back my work with my cousin's tourism venture - totally boring. In its place I've gone into business with another cousin (and the first cousin is not pleased!). This other cousin owns a pet hotel where rich pet...
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Island Man.
@Svidrigaylov (390)
• Guadeloupe
3 Oct 19
Cats are the most ungrateful guests at this pet hotel. They are just like so many human guests at hotels for humans - haughty, disdainful and ever so self-centred. They turn their noses up at food and turn their faces away every...
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Greg
@xander6464 (44420)
• Wapello, Iowa
13 May 19
MyLot Exclusive #184
Doris Day died this morning. At age 97. And just like with Zsa Zsa (Died at age 99 on Dec 18, 2016) and Eddie Albert (Died at age 99 on May 26, 2005), et al, I wonder why.
I mean, why not stick around till...
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Greg
@xander6464 (44420)
• Wapello, Iowa
13 May 19
MyLot Exclusive #184
Doris Day died this morning. At age 97. And just like with Zsa Zsa (Died at age 99 on Dec 18, 2016) and Eddie Albert (Died at age 99 on May 26, 2005), et al, I wonder why.
I mean, why not stick around till...
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10 people
Porcospino
@Porcospino (31366)
• Denmark
12 May 19
I used to visit a Danish cafe called 'Den smagloese cafe'. The name means 'The tacky cafe' and it looked very different from other cafes. The furniture, the lamps and the other decorations were kitschy and ugly, and the colors...
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Greg
@xander6464 (44420)
• Wapello, Iowa
13 May 19
MyLot Exclusive #184
Doris Day died this morning. At age 97. And just like with Zsa Zsa (Died at age 99 on Dec 18, 2016) and Eddie Albert (Died at age 99 on May 26, 2005), et al, I wonder why.
I mean, why not stick around till...
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10 people
Island Man.
@Svidrigaylov (390)
• Guadeloupe
10 May 19
My neighbour, the lady who painted the outside of her house shocking pink, called the police late last night and reported a strange, green glow hovering above my garden.
I’m sure the police thought she was drunk, high or crazy...
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2 people