cynicalandoutspoken

@cynicalandoutspoken (4725)

United States • Age 46

Joined myLot 17 years ago

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Discussions (198)

cynicalandoutspoken's Discussions

How Could I Be So Stupid?

cynicalandoutspoken @cynicalandoutspoken (4725) • United States 28 Feb 10

While writing discussions on the lot today something became very clear to me. My 13 year old daughter is a master manipulator. It all started back in November when I took her to see the house I wanted to buy. While she really...

depression

drama

teenagers

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5 people

How to Destroy Your 13 yr old Daughter in 6 Months?

cynicalandoutspoken @cynicalandoutspoken (4725) • United States 28 Feb 10

Buy a house in the middle of her 8th grade school year in a different school district. Not only will it destroy your daughter it will make your life and everyone else's life in the family a living he11. This is the...

home

moving

school

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2 people

Not Tonight, I Have a Headache

cynicalandoutspoken @cynicalandoutspoken (4725) • United States 27 Feb 10

Do you tell your partner when you aren't "in the mood" or Do you just lay there and let them go through the motions until they are satisfied? Whichever you choose, how does your partner respond?

headache

libido

sex

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5 people

The Cost of Teenage Romance

cynicalandoutspoken @cynicalandoutspoken (4725) • United States 27 Feb 10

Let me start off by saying that a less rational woman would have killed their first born and paid the cell phone company in pounds of flesh. I just grounded her. The story goes like this: For my 13 year olds birthday in...

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7 people

What Do You Look for in a Child Care Provider?

cynicalandoutspoken @cynicalandoutspoken (4725) • United States 10 Sep 09

I'm headed back to work next week and am in desperate need of a part time baby sitter for my 3 younger children. Basically I need someone to get my kids off the bus and make sure they do their homework. (can you believe my...

baby sitter

over protective

picky

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1 person

Pick My New Job

cynicalandoutspoken @cynicalandoutspoken (4725) • United States 3 Sep 09

Here are the options: [b]Customer Service for a Bank where you can work any day of the week from 3:30 to Midnight or 2:30 til 11:00 PM full time hours 2 days off that vary from week to week. Customer Service for a Health...

employment

jobs

work

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2 people

When is the Best Time to visit FLORIDA for Amusement Parks and Beaches?

cynicalandoutspoken @cynicalandoutspoken (4725) • United States 25 Jul 09

I am planning a family vacation. This vacation will happen between September 30, 2009 and May 1, 2010. We are going to FLORIDA. That is all I am sure of at this point. I plan to fly into TAMPA, stay 2 days and go to...

florida

planning

vacation

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1 person

Charcoal or Propane - Choose Your Destiny ?

cynicalandoutspoken @cynicalandoutspoken (4725) • United States 5 Jul 09

I attended two cook outs yesterday. First of all....when did the 4th of July become a "visit the family holiday"? But anyway....the first cookout I went to they were grilling up burgers and hot dogs, and chicken legs on a...

bbq

cooking

food

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5 people

A Wiggle in Your Walk Makes the World Go Round

cynicalandoutspoken @cynicalandoutspoken (4725) • United States 4 Jul 09

Or so the song says... I want to know how you walk. Do you walk flat footed, on the ball of your foot or on your toes? Do you have that sway in your hips? Are you a fast walker or a slow walker? Do people have to run to keep...

the big bopper

walking

wiggling

1 response

You Can't Have that Pet and a Baby?

cynicalandoutspoken @cynicalandoutspoken (4725) • United States 4 Jul 09

The Chief of Police in my little town seems to think I am the most awful mother on earth because I own a Rottweiler and I have a 2 year old baby. Now to be fair, the Chief hates my dog because my dog hides down at the edge...

animals

safety

small children

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4 people

Did You Pick the Right Profession?

cynicalandoutspoken @cynicalandoutspoken (4725) • United States 24 Jun 09

It becomes ever more apparent to me every day that my husband, who is a lawyer, should have been a stand up comedian. The problem with his comedy act is that he is more of a "George Carlin" comedian and less like a "prime time...

job

work

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1 person

If Today Was Your Last Day....

cynicalandoutspoken @cynicalandoutspoken (4725) • United States 2 Jun 09

I'm sure it won't come as a surprise to anyone here who has heard about the untimely death of my best friend, that I have been doing a lot of thinking about mortality lately while I struggle to make sense of everything that has...

death

dying

last breath

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2 people

How do you deal with the unexpected death of a friend?

cynicalandoutspoken @cynicalandoutspoken (4725) • United States 28 May 09

How do you deal with an unexpected death? How do you react to the news that a close friend has suddenly passed away? People die all the time. Some from serious diseases, some from old age, some because of their occupation....

death

dying

in memory of bellaofchaos

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10 people

What Do You Do To Waste Time Online?

cynicalandoutspoken @cynicalandoutspoken (4725) • United States 16 May 09

I procrastinate with the best of them. Right now I should be making lunch for my kids but I just spent 20 minutes sitting on a website clicking my mouse on a button. I think I have found the biggest time waster on the...

dont push the button

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16 people

Celebrate Good Times Come On....Just Pray it Doesn't Rain!

cynicalandoutspoken @cynicalandoutspoken (4725) • United States 30 Mar 09

I am about to embark on a dangerous mission. I am going at it alone so if I am never seen or heard from again you will know that it was insanity induced suicide and not foul play that was the death of me. But maybe some of...

activities

kids birthday party

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2 people

Take This Job and SHOVE It!

cynicalandoutspoken @cynicalandoutspoken (4725) • United States 30 Mar 09

What would you do? Pretend for just a moment that you are one heck of a general law attorney in a town of about 26,000 people. You are well known for your expertise in domestic law, like child custody and divorces. You...

benefits

pay

work

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7 people

Stop Smoking NOW, or DIE!

cynicalandoutspoken @cynicalandoutspoken (4725) • United States 19 Mar 09

Like any smoker hasn't heard that a hundred times from their doctor. But this time I'm pretty sure the cardiologist meant it. I was told I am the healthiest 30 year old female smoker my cardiologist has ever seen. So of...

smoking

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5 people

Does He Deserve to See The Kids?

cynicalandoutspoken @cynicalandoutspoken (4725) • United States 16 Mar 09

Here is minimal back story. I was dating a guy who we will call John, back in 1999. In 2000 I got pregnant. We broke up. He tried to force me to have an abortion. In 2001 he found out I was going to have a boy and for 4...

custody

dead beat dad

support

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14 people

That's Gonna Leave A Mark!

cynicalandoutspoken @cynicalandoutspoken (4725) • United States 9 Mar 09

Do you have any scars? Not like from adolescent acne or chicken pox, but some real scars... Do chicks really dig scars? I guess it depends on the story leading up to how you got it. [b]Tell me about your scars and how...

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4 people

When Life Hands You Lemons...Grab A Fire Extinguisher!

cynicalandoutspoken @cynicalandoutspoken (4725) • United States 2 Mar 09

I have decided that on the list of things that I hate is Shopping for a new car. The list of things I hate is long, but car buying has wormed its way into the top 10. [b] Do any of you have car buying experiences you would...

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4 people