David Royce

@spleendingo1 (799)

Grand Haven, Michigan • Age 61

Joined myLot 9 years ago

I like horror and comedy. I write about weird stuff that pops into my head. Don't take it too seriously!

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David Royce's Responses

Notifications Cleared Alone!!!

fufurinha @fufurinha (11930) • Portugal 9 Dec 15

I had no idea that such thing could happen! I had like 40 notifications to read from last week (because I didn't had time to see them all) and now they are gone! Forever!!! I wish that someone had told me about this because now I...

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David Royce That's a bummer yo. I know I'd be upset if all my porn disappeared one day.....lol

10 Dec 15

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No Christmas Tree

fufurinha @fufurinha (11930) • Portugal 9 Dec 15

Nope, there is no Christmas Tree in my house yet. Not even a single Christmas decorations. Usually it is me and my mother who do all the decorations in my house. And it happens that I have no time for those things in December. So...

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David Royce I never buy a tree. I do however hang up one of those scented tree shaped car air fresheners. There's nothing that says "Christmas" like new car smell lol

10 Dec 15

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Wine For The Soul!

Michael Liriano @BACONSTRIPSXXX (14351) • West Haven, Connecticut 10 Dec 15

Whats better than putting on some good music and enjoying some wine with your loved one? Last night we had some Carlos Rossi while listening to Sade and unwinding while our kids slept. We really enjoyed eachothers time and I was...

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David Royce I like to do that also. But nstead of wine, it's beer. And instead of Sade, it's heavy metal. And instead of a woman with me, it's usually a sock puppet dressed like a woman. But other than that, it's the same lol

10 Dec 15

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forgive me

hairulanwar @malikiahmad (67) • Mataram, Indonesia 30 Nov 15

Am I out of my mind? What did I do? I feel so bad! And every time I try to start all over again My shame comes back to haunt me I'm trying hard to walk away But temptation is surrounding me, surrounding me I wish that I could...

standing on the edge of the river very deep

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David Royce That is deep. Too deep for my shallow mind lol But very well written! Great job

1 Dec 15

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I Need a New Body

Rosekitty @Rosekitty (19368) • San Marcos, Texas 25 Nov 15

I feel after tomorrow i may eat too much and then no one here will recognise me..wait..no one here can see me..whoohoo I guess this means after i stuffed myself i can sit here in the buff and not one person will ever know! Good...

stuffed

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David Royce I will know. I ALWAYS KNOW. lol

26 Nov 15

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Argued with my boyfriend

fufurinha @fufurinha (11930) • Portugal 25 Nov 15

I have just had a small discussion with my boyfriend. But I really hates it when it happens. I am not that kind of person that likes to talk everything that is going through my mind and he is always trying to force me saying...

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David Royce You'll be fine yo. And once it passes you get to have awesome make up sex. Which is the best kind of sex. I used to make my ex angry on purpose just for the make up sex lol

26 Nov 15

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What a Surprise

marcyaz @Marcyaz (35316) • United States 23 Nov 15

I woke up this morning and did what I do every morning, let the dogs out, shower, dress, feed the dogs then feed myself. I went on the computer and to my surprise I had no Internest Connection, same with the TV and even my Cell...

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David Royce No internet for hours?!? HOW DID YOU SURVIVE?!?!? I would have went to jail probably at some point. It's never good for me to be bored lol

24 Nov 15

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Still need a miracle

fufurinha @fufurinha (11930) • Portugal 24 Nov 15

I have almost 7 dollars at the moment and I am still hoping that I can reach 10 dollars by the 30th of November. So I will still have 6 days to work on this amount. Which means that I have to earn around 50 cents daily! And yes,...

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David Royce I, once again, have not reached $10 lol But you can do this easily. I have faith in your abilities.

24 Nov 15

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Making use of my boring time

Margaret Mwangi @Missmwngi (12915) • Nairobi, Kenya 24 Nov 15

I don't feel like doing so much,actually i want to log out but something tells me not to because i will end up doing nothing. So i am just around here without much to post. I am instead vising posts and reading them lazily and...

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David Royce You have to multi task yo! Right now I'm watching TV, plodding around here, have another tab open to a word document, and have Black Ops 3 ready to play when I'm done. I can do all that but forget to put on pants sometimes...lol

24 Nov 15

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I Miss Talking to People real life, not myLot talking

Rosekitty @Rosekitty (19368) • San Marcos, Texas 24 Nov 15

Read a few discussions about retiring and great customer interactions, so it made me think about my own. I was forced two years ago to retire from a new landlord who bought the building i had my store for 23 years...he wanted to...

talking

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David Royce The internet has saved me from speaking to people in real life ever again. It's a great thing lol

24 Nov 15

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Full Moon Myths

Anna @LadyDuck (471969) • Switzerland 24 Nov 15

Tomorrow, November 25th, is the full moon. For the native Americans, the November moon is called "the beaver moon". In the past, this was the time they had to set beaver traps, to collect warm furs for the winter. There are many...

beaver moon

full moon

november

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David Royce Why did it have to be the BEAVER MOON?!? So many things to comment, so many ways to get banned lol

24 Nov 15

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How I love weekends

fufurinha @fufurinha (11930) • Portugal 21 Nov 15

Yep, it is true, I LOVE WEEKENDS. Okay, probably all of you feel the same as I do right now. But I just needed to express myself, sorry And this one is going to be awesome because next week I don't have any...

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David Royce Nope, I'm never as happy as you are. But I am HAPPY FOR YOU! You need a mental break every once in awhile so I hope you have fun and stay out of trouble....well.....TOO MUCH trouble anyway lol

23 Nov 15

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How do you sell your wife for $5

Margaret Mwangi @Missmwngi (12915) • Nairobi, Kenya 21 Nov 15

For sure wonders shall never end. There was a story on today's news where a man sold his wife to another man for $5. He said he got a text message on her phone from that man which showed that they have been going behind his...

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David Royce FIVE DOLLARS?!? I could have saved A LOT of money on my divorce if I could have done this! lol

23 Nov 15

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Social media friends

Meow Anji @meowanji (193) • Philippines 21 Nov 15

The internet has changed our lives and we can do many things with the use of it. We can watch videos, read the news, play online games and communicate with people around the world. I have met a lot of friends...

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David Royce All the time! My best four Xbox friends all met with me at random in a game one day. We played well and have been playing together ever since. Two years now! And World of Warcraft is where I met my favorite healer and best online friend. I talk to her on Skype...

23 Nov 15

I Was Frisked Again.

Jabo @jaboUK (64354) • United Kingdom 22 Nov 15

Have you ever set off the alarms at Airport Security? I had a hip replacement nearly a year ago, and when I travelled in March I was mortified to hear those beeps as I walked through. I was thoroughly frisked, and it turned out...

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David Royce No, but I actually prefer being frisked. The reasons are obvious I think lol

23 Nov 15

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Can we get a Group myLot Warm Hug here?

Rosekitty @Rosekitty (19368) • San Marcos, Texas 22 Nov 15

Brrr...ok maybe most of you are laughing at me now, but in Texas we aren't used to this weather When we wake up and its 34..we can't function..our minds go..and we are lost So if everyone in myLot would just connect their flow of...

hugs

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David Royce I've been banned from group hugs ever since what they call the "erection issue".....lol

23 Nov 15

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Going to sew a bit

fufurinha @fufurinha (11930) • Portugal 22 Nov 15

Have you ever heard of sequins? It is "a small, shiny disk sewn as one of many onto clothing for decoration". Check out the image We use a lot of sequins in the clothing we make for carnival here in my town. And we have...

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David Royce I played video games until my eyes were bleeding. Then I made some baked chicken. I'm glad to hear you know how to sew. If I knew how to do that I could save a lot of money on underwear lol

23 Nov 15

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Astonishingly good customer service

Boingboing @boiboing (13153) • Northampton, England 23 Nov 15

I'm a firm believer in praising great customer service and today I've had a fine example of that. Probably most of you will not have heard of the online 'club' retailer Achica.com They are not even terribly well known in the UK...

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David Royce Whenever I call customer service I always start the same way "Listen, man, I know this isn't your fault and you're just trying to get through your day with as little hate as possible for the people that verbally abuse you. But here's my issue...." I get...

23 Nov 15

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Let’s hear it for the Aardvark

Arthur Chappell @arthurchappell (44998) • Preston, England 23 Nov 15

Someone asked me in jest recently why I had added a tag in one of my submissions for the word Aardvark, as it probably gets few takers on Mylot. This is sadly true, and though expecting I had an exclusive usage on the tag, I...

aardvark

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David Royce Aardvarks look like what happens when evolution decides to stop halfway through a transformation lol

23 Nov 15

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Say Goodbye Properly

hereandthere @hereandthere (45645) • Philippines 23 Nov 15

"Magpaalam" means to say goodbye or to ask permission. If you're leaving for school or work, you tell your family, "Aalis na ako" ("I'm going now" or "I'm leaving now.") If you're a guest or visitor, you can say the same...

goodbye

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David Royce It's probably a cultural thing, but when I say goodbye for any reason I just say "See ya later". If I really don't like the person I'll just say "eat a d ick....see ya later" lol

23 Nov 15

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