Malinium

@Malinium (76)

United States • Age 49

Joined myLot 16 years ago

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Discussions (19)

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Scratch Off Tickets

Malinium @Malinium (76) • United States 4 Jan 09

Are you like me?That is..Addicted to scratch off tickets? The most Ive ever won was $150.00.But ever since I won that, theres no telling how much Ive spent since and aint won s**t! .Its nothing like the feeling of winning...

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Malinium If I had a dollar for every "Free Ticket" I swear the dirnks would be on me Mylot!

4 Jan 09

I Hate Wal-Mart!!!

Malinium @Malinium (76) • United States 4 Jan 09

I Hate Wal-Mart!! Everytime i go in Wal-mart I always spend more than I intended & what always starts out as an in & out turns into shopping(Especially with my Wife!)What stores are you addicted to spending in?

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Malinium All for some Hand Lotion1 See What I Mean!!

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Funny Vs Sarcasm

Malinium @Malinium (76) • United States 4 Jan 09

Why can't people tell the difference between sarcasm and funny.If its funny its funny!Black comedians might say some jokes about other ethnic groups, but 9 of they ten jokes about black people and even though they talkin about us...

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Malinium What it is is people dont want to admit that it be true.Its just like the jokes that stem from "You know you Ghetto if" or "You know you a Redneck when" If you fit any of these descriptions- then 9 times outta ten you Ghetto or a Redneck or maybe even both(Can...

4 Jan 09

Funny Vs Sarcasm

Malinium @Malinium (76) • United States 4 Jan 09

Why can't people tell the difference between sarcasm and funny.If its funny its funny!Black comedians might say some jokes about other ethnic groups, but 9 of they ten jokes about black people and even though they talkin about us...

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Malinium You're right.You've got to be able to laugh at yourself once in awhile.I consider myself funny,but I feel sorry for comedians.How can you make someone laugh if society's telling them its "politically incorrect" to?.The funny thing is-They know its funny!Funny...

4 Jan 09

If You Were Human I'd Come Through This Phone & !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Malinium @Malinium (76) • United States 2 Jan 09

Automated Messengers drive me F***king nuts!!!!Especially when you try to bypass this fool to get to an operator by pushing zero & it says s**t like "Thats an invalid selection. Please press one of the following options"I'm like...

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Malinium And the crazy part is-it's always the places who messing with your CASH!!!When they taking your money it's always a human taking the order.But soon as its time for a reimburstment -We all automated now with NO link to a human..Things that make you say...

3 Jan 09

Oh Christmas Tree... Oh Christmas Tree

Malinium @Malinium (76) • United States 2 Jan 09

Whats worse? Putting the tree & the lights up or taking them down?Theres so many ornaments & lights ,lights & ornaments.Am I tripping because I dont feel like taking it down? But I didnt feel like putting it up. If Someone would...

procrastination

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Malinium Not At All! H*ll,After hearing my Wife for a 1/2 hour fuss about it and another 1/2 hour Thinking about digging out the boxes to put it back in & waiting for Halftime of the next game..I'll do it tomorrow I promise!!

2 Jan 09

Did you have a good night sleep after celebrating New Year's Eve?

totallyundecided @totallyundecided (3190) • Philippines 1 Jan 09

YES!!! i did have a good night sleep. i celebrated it with my family. we've had bbq, salad, pancit canton and a cake. though i only spent it with my aunt's family and cousins - i did really have a good time. feels like...

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Malinium So Rough im posting s**t twice. Sorry...

2 Jan 09

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Topic Basher

Malinium @Malinium (76) • United States 31 Dec 08

Im New on the Mylot scene ,and I have a question for the Vets....Is this site filled with Topic Bashers? You know who they are,You can say sunflowers are your favorite flower but by the end of the discussion you're an idiot...

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Malinium Somebody please give me an example of someone turning it back onto you to make you the guilty one..as you say. Just tryin to peep the warning signs...

1 Jan 09

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Texting Vs. The Phone Call

Malinium @Malinium (76) • United States 31 Dec 08

I was watching Jepordy the other day and the question was something like -In London they had to put pads on lightposts for people walking in to them doing this?The answer was -What Is Texting? I said to my Wife "Call me corny or...

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Malinium It seems like every time i try to text ,I make more mistakes than anything.then right when im almost done the phone rings and messes everything up.Maybe my hands are to big. Maybe im just impatient. I know alot of people, especially in the UK do text.

31 Dec 08

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Football, how many are going to watching the games this weekend?

onlydia @onlydia (2808) • United States 30 Dec 08

The Minnesota Vikings are playing Philadelphia this weekend. who do you think will win the Game? My friend is a Viking fan but he say's that the Vikings will not win and is getting all depressed over a game that hasn't even...

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Malinium Depression and football go hand in hand! And no ones more depressed than me being a Bucs fan starting the season 9-3 and losing 4 straight to miss the playoffs(S**t!!)But living in Florida means you route for Florida Teams.I still got the Gators Who will win...

31 Dec 08

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Full Of S**t Literally!!

Malinium @Malinium (76) • United States 31 Dec 08

I was wondering - How long does it take for a woman to feel comfortable enough with her man to take a s**t in his presence? I've been with my wife for 8 years married for 4 and she probably took her first dump around me 2 yrs...

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Malinium I know I would .Its like Chris Rock said ."Thats her representative" "Those arent her nails,her hair,& now a days her chest" But as soon as we give in, then we see the REAL you.Early morning no makeup and all.And the funny thing is,after we se this new "BEING"...

31 Dec 08

Topic Basher

Malinium @Malinium (76) • United States 31 Dec 08

Im New on the Mylot scene ,and I have a question for the Vets....Is this site filled with Topic Bashers? You know who they are,You can say sunflowers are your favorite flower but by the end of the discussion you're an idiot...

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Malinium Check me out though. I say Kobe You say Lebron.I say Kobe the best on the planet.You say Bron Bron is the best in the universe. Ill probably say you right you right, but kobe blah blah blah.And you'll say I feel ya but Bron Bron whoop de whoop. And in all our...

31 Dec 08

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Time Management...Hum???

Malinium @Malinium (76) • United States 31 Dec 08

I swear to you there's never enough hours in the day!Especially during the holiday season! What if a day was 32 instead of 24 hrs.What would you do with the extra 8hrs & If 8 isn't enough(no pun intended)How many more hrs would be...

time management

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Malinium I feel ya.But when you are working full time, Its like you get up before the sun rises & you end up laying it down not to long before it rises again.The #1 rule in my home is everybody has to get there time no matter whats going on..So Kids get time. Wife gets...

31 Dec 08

Topic Basher

Malinium @Malinium (76) • United States 31 Dec 08

Im New on the Mylot scene ,and I have a question for the Vets....Is this site filled with Topic Bashers? You know who they are,You can say sunflowers are your favorite flower but by the end of the discussion you're an idiot...

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Malinium I feel ya

31 Dec 08

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