Malinium

@Malinium (76)

United States • Age 49

Joined myLot 16 years ago

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It's The Thought That Counts?(Really?)

Malinium @Malinium (76) • United States 18 Feb 13

My Wife Never Tells Me What Gift She Wants.She'd Rather For Me To "Be Creative" Whatever That Means.This Always Makes Me Question My Choice And Ultimately Her Happiness.(Nerve Racking)Women Why Risk Us Getting You A Gift You'd...

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Memories of Love......

Malinium @Malinium (76) • United States 6 Jan 09

Is it the sight of the first place you met? Is it the smell of their perfume or cologne? Is it the sound of the song you made love to? Sight,Smell,or Sound? What brings memories of past love back to you?

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Scratch Off Tickets

Malinium @Malinium (76) • United States 4 Jan 09

Are you like me?That is..Addicted to scratch off tickets? The most Ive ever won was $150.00.But ever since I won that, theres no telling how much Ive spent since and aint won s**t! .Its nothing like the feeling of winning...

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I Hate Wal-Mart!!!

Malinium @Malinium (76) • United States 4 Jan 09

I Hate Wal-Mart!! Everytime i go in Wal-mart I always spend more than I intended & what always starts out as an in & out turns into shopping(Especially with my Wife!)What stores are you addicted to spending in?

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Road Rage

Malinium @Malinium (76) • United States 4 Jan 09

Have you ever experienced Road Rage or seen it happen?I remember one time I cut this guy off(by accident) and he got so mad he tried to run me off the road and started yelling and making jestures like he was reaching for a gun.I...

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Funny Vs Sarcasm

Malinium @Malinium (76) • United States 4 Jan 09

Why can't people tell the difference between sarcasm and funny.If its funny its funny!Black comedians might say some jokes about other ethnic groups, but 9 of they ten jokes about black people and even though they talkin about us...

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See You At the Crossroads....

Malinium @Malinium (76) • United States 2 Jan 09

As im sitting at this computer, I have pictures of my Grandmother & my Mother In Law looking right at me.Sometimes I be up late posting and they look like they saying"Boy take your butt to bed!"It's wild.But even wilder without...

If You Were Human I'd Come Through This Phone & !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Malinium @Malinium (76) • United States 2 Jan 09

Automated Messengers drive me F***king nuts!!!!Especially when you try to bypass this fool to get to an operator by pushing zero & it says s**t like "Thats an invalid selection. Please press one of the following options"I'm like...

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Backstabbers!!!

Malinium @Malinium (76) • United States 2 Jan 09

What makes a person stab you in the back? After all you've done for them? Tell me... When was the last time a MF stabbed you in the back? What Happened? Did you let em get away with it? Are they still looking for their taste buds?...

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Oh Christmas Tree... Oh Christmas Tree

Malinium @Malinium (76) • United States 2 Jan 09

Whats worse? Putting the tree & the lights up or taking them down?Theres so many ornaments & lights ,lights & ornaments.Am I tripping because I dont feel like taking it down? But I didnt feel like putting it up. If Someone would...

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Whats Next On the Menu???

Malinium @Malinium (76) • United States 2 Jan 09

I was wondering(which I do from time to time)Alot of people say nothing compares to a cigarette after making Whoopie.Some say a fat ham sandwich tastes the best it will ever taste right after some "Great Mating".Me personally, I...

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The Hangover From Hello!!!!!!

Malinium @Malinium (76) • United States 1 Jan 09

The New Years here Yall!! And I Got A Hangover From H-E_double hockey stick!!I Partied like it was 1999 instead of 2009!How can someone consume that much alcohol in such a short time span is always unbelievable the next...

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Whats Next On The Menu?

Malinium @Malinium (76) • United States 1 Jan 09

I was wondering.(as do from time to time)Alot of people say theres nothing that compares to a cigarette after making whoopie. Some say a fat ham sandwich tastes the best it will ever taste right after some Great Mating. Me...

Texting Vs. The Phone Call

Malinium @Malinium (76) • United States 31 Dec 08

I was watching Jepordy the other day and the question was something like -In London they had to put pads on lightposts for people walking in to them doing this?The answer was -What Is Texting? I said to my Wife "Call me corny or...

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Topic Basher

Malinium @Malinium (76) • United States 31 Dec 08

Im New on the Mylot scene ,and I have a question for the Vets....Is this site filled with Topic Bashers? You know who they are,You can say sunflowers are your favorite flower but by the end of the discussion you're an idiot...

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Time Management...Hum???

Malinium @Malinium (76) • United States 31 Dec 08

I swear to you there's never enough hours in the day!Especially during the holiday season! What if a day was 32 instead of 24 hrs.What would you do with the extra 8hrs & If 8 isn't enough(no pun intended)How many more hrs would be...

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Full Of S**t Literally!!

Malinium @Malinium (76) • United States 31 Dec 08

I was wondering - How long does it take for a woman to feel comfortable enough with her man to take a s**t in his presence? I've been with my wife for 8 years married for 4 and she probably took her first dump around me 2 yrs...

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Liar....Liar....Pants on Fire!

Malinium @Malinium (76) • United States 31 Dec 08

If honesty is the best policy, Why isn't anyone being honest with themselves? You do consider yourself to be an honest person,Right? Do you say?,"Damn dude your breath smells like s**t!You need a mint!" Do you say?,"Gee maam you...

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Good Ol' Fashion A** Whoopin!!!!!!!

Malinium @Malinium (76) • United States 30 Dec 08

I Need Help! Can somebody tell me whatever happened to a Good Ol Fashion A** Whoopin? I watched the Super Nanny and I wondered when was the last time these kids had an a** whoopin? Does just simply talking to your kids really...