Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32658)
Calgary, Alberta • Age 39
Joined myLot 14 years ago
Complete Global Saturation. I am the future rule of the world. Bow down to me commoners!
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Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32658)
• Calgary, Alberta
2 Jun 21
A lady ordered fried chicken in the popular fast food Jollibee but the person who ordered the chicken notice the weird texture when she took a bite.... Well it is not chicken, its a face towel. Yes the fry cook was so sleepy that...
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Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32658)
• Calgary, Alberta
23h
I always target seafood and expensive meats like beef and lamb because they are the most expensive. I avoid rice, pasta,cake, pie and bread because they will make me full and I can eat them for cheap the next day or week. So the...
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Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32658)
• Calgary, Alberta
2 Jun 21
A lady ordered fried chicken in the popular fast food Jollibee but the person who ordered the chicken notice the weird texture when she took a bite.... Well it is not chicken, its a face towel. Yes the fry cook was so sleepy that...
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11 people
Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32658)
• Calgary, Alberta
2 Jun 21
A lady ordered fried chicken in the popular fast food Jollibee but the person who ordered the chicken notice the weird texture when she took a bite.... Well it is not chicken, its a face towel. Yes the fry cook was so sleepy that...
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11 people
Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32658)
• Calgary, Alberta
2 Jun 21
A lady ordered fried chicken in the popular fast food Jollibee but the person who ordered the chicken notice the weird texture when she took a bite.... Well it is not chicken, its a face towel. Yes the fry cook was so sleepy that...
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11 people
Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32658)
• Calgary, Alberta
15 Aug 20
I saw this recipe on YouTube, and since I am bored and stuck at home. I will be making my own ham! I will buy two pork legs and a shoulder and try three different styles.
First is Italian style which is Prosciotto which...
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NJ Chicaa
@NJChicaa (119381)
• United States
11 Sep
BORING. I heard nothing new from either of the candidates. Trump pulled out his "we have a policy shortly" line but then topped it by saying he "has concepts of a plan" which obviously means he has no plan. Basically he always...
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NJ Chicaa
@NJChicaa (119381)
• United States
11 Sep
BORING. I heard nothing new from either of the candidates. Trump pulled out his "we have a policy shortly" line but then topped it by saying he "has concepts of a plan" which obviously means he has no plan. Basically he always...
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13 people
LK2018
@Letranknight2015 (51914)
• Philippines
11 Sep
Last night I saw four kittens on our roof. I thought they were just there for a stroll, it has made my dogs bark like crazy. I went up and realized the mother was on the other roof. So, I just shoe the mother away towards her...
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LK2018
@Letranknight2015 (51914)
• Philippines
11 Sep
Last night I saw four kittens on our roof. I thought they were just there for a stroll, it has made my dogs bark like crazy. I went up and realized the mother was on the other roof. So, I just shoe the mother away towards her...
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4 people
Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32658)
• Calgary, Alberta
24 Aug
Hey guys, I've been messing around with these image generators, and let me tell you, they're a total headache! It's like trying to teach a dog to do calculus. First, they seem terrified of blinking, as if they're afraid of...
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6 people
Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32658)
• Calgary, Alberta
24 Aug
Hey guys, I've been messing around with these image generators, and let me tell you, they're a total headache! It's like trying to teach a dog to do calculus. First, they seem terrified of blinking, as if they're afraid of...
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6 people
Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32658)
• Calgary, Alberta
4 Jul
Well I found that instead of putting in a museum, they left the ninja turtles costumes decay in a warehouse. They neglected them. These costumes are used for few movie and tv series. After the live action tv series got canceled...
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Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32658)
• Calgary, Alberta
26 Jul
So, I traded in my soul for a shiny new Nissan Leaf. Turns out, this electric baby sounds like a disgruntled walrus having a nightmare about being chased by a swarm of angry bees. It's a symphony of whines, groans, and...
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Arthur Chappell
@arthurchappell (44998)
• Preston, England
19 Feb 18
Spoiler alerts 1955 Penguin Books.
Highly controversial novel concerning the sordid world of Paedophilia. Narrator Humbert Humbert is in loves with a girl called Dolores (he calls her Lolita among many other names). Even though...
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6 people
NJ Chicaa
@NJChicaa (119381)
• United States
21 Jul
Not surprising. I’m at my niece’s birthday party so I don’t have much time to read a lot about it. He has endorsed Kamala Harris.
We are screwed. Trump is now ensured a victory....
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Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32658)
• Calgary, Alberta
17 Jul
I wont tell you where this picture came from because I do not want to offend people from this country and their ability to choose leaders who will serve them. This is a Wheel chair ramp for a foot bridge, So Wheelchair using...
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Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32658)
• Calgary, Alberta
17 Jul
I wont tell you where this picture came from because I do not want to offend people from this country and their ability to choose leaders who will serve them. This is a Wheel chair ramp for a foot bridge, So Wheelchair using...
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5 people
Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32658)
• Calgary, Alberta
17 Jul
I wont tell you where this picture came from because I do not want to offend people from this country and their ability to choose leaders who will serve them. This is a Wheel chair ramp for a foot bridge, So Wheelchair using...
5 responses •
5 people