hey_heys

@hey_heys (31)

India • Age 40

Joined myLot 18 years ago

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maddog108 @maddog108 (3435) • Australia 6 Nov 06

Jack, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large...

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hey_heys Once Morron entered a cybercafe to check his mails.It was crowded so he had to wait.As he waited he saw a man checking his mails.He stood behind him and watched.The man typed his password and was waiting when morron cried out "Yes yes I know your password.I...

30 Dec 06

Everyone tells me Change is good

Betty Ramos @BRamos (3) • Orlando, Florida 3 Feb 14

This is my first Post. Unsure exactly how myLot works, hoping someone can give me some direction. Unemployed after working for the same company for 16yrs. Everyone tells me this is a good things since I worked long hours,...

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hey_heys This is my first Post. Unsure exactly how myLot works, hoping someone can give me some direction. Unemployed after working for the same company for 16yrs. Everyone tells me this is a good things since I worked long hours, long work weeks. I know that...

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I am looking for some good jokes for my collection. GOT ANY?

chunkers @chunkers (1050) • United States 8 Dec 06

As I said in a previous post, I am a traveling salesman. I've heard MANY jokes! For some reason, customers seem to think they MUST tell me a joke before I leave their home. If you think you've heard one I've not heard before,...

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hey_heys A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah (in bible) was...

30 Dec 06

Hey tell me your Favourite joke???

Rashu169 @Rashu169 (4391) • India 8 Dec 06

Hey type in you favorite joke over here....My fav joke is this...which makes me laugh out everytime i say it... NASA astronauts discovered that their pens did not work in zero gravity. So like good engineers, they went to work...

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hey_heys Avtar and Kartar used to stay in same building. Avtar on the ground floor and Kartar on the 25th floor. One day when the lift was not working Kartar invited Avtar for a Dinner. Avtar trudged up to 25th floor to find Kartar's flat closed from outside and had a...

30 Dec 06

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Jokes

guess_who @guess_who (252) • Romania 29 Dec 06

Tell us your best jokes

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hey_heys Mrs Kartar had bought a beautiful sweater for her husband. She sent it to her husband by parcel post along with a note. The note said: ' The buttons of the sweater are removed since they where too heavy and added to the postage . You will find them in the...

30 Dec 06

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What makes you laugh?

ausnikki @ausnikki (4054) • Brisbane, Australia 6 Nov 06

Hi everyone...I was just wondering what makes you laugh out loud.With me it is silly discussions with my friends.What makes you laugh?

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hey_heys Banta Singh went to eat in ramshackle hotel. To his surprise the waiter who came to serve him happened to be one of his classmate at school. Banta called him and said 'Aren't you ashamed of working in a seedy joint like this?' 'Not at all,' replied the...

30 Dec 06

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What's your favorite joke?

shedii @shedii (1486) • India 16 Dec 06

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school." SON : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school." MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don't want...

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hey_heys A Sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say to his wife leaving for the office: 'Good bye Char Bacchon ki Maa'. One day his wife fed up of this answered: ' Bye Bye, Doo Bacchon Ke Baap'. That ended the husband's witticisms.

30 Dec 06

What do u prefer?

ccoriel @ccoriel (571) • Philippines 13 Aug 06

What do u prefer to be with? Someone who makes u laugh or someone who laughs at ur jokes?

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hey_heys i dont need jokes to laugh. i always laugh when im with my friends. so i prefer to make people laugh on my jokes

30 Dec 06

What is the best joke you have ever heard?

kyle930 @kyle930 (763) • United States 10 Dec 06

I have heard many jokes but some just arent funny. Please share your jokes that will make others laugh. Thanks.

funny

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hey_heys Take me to the 10th floor,' said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise bulding. When the lift reached its destination, the liftman opened its gates and said, 'The 10th floor, beta.' 'Why did you call me beta?' demanded Banta Singh. 'I am not your...

30 Dec 06

Asking for downlaod the sims 3 full and free

Agus Firmansyah @agusfms117 (7) • Bandung, Indonesia 29 Jan 14

where i can download game the sims 3 full version and it's free ?

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hey_heys where i can download game the sims 3 full version and it's free ?

29 Jan 14

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what was the latest joke that you heard?

PhonetiX @PhonetiX (339) 10 Dec 06

what is the latest joke that you have heard??

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hey_heys Banta goes to commit suicide on railway tracks and takes a long wine and chicken. Santa: Why are you taking these? Banta: If the train comes late, I will not die of hunger!

30 Dec 06

where do you find the craziest jokes on the web?

srinathakarapu @srinathakarapu (3093) • India 9 Dec 06

one site tat i knw is www.lotsofjokes.com do u knw any other sites then plz share them hear

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hey_heys www.santabanta.com u get gud jokes from this site u also get other thing like wallpapers, etc from this site

30 Dec 06

LET'S SHARE JOKES HERE...

kunalgaurr @kunalgaurr (536) • India 3 Oct 06

On their first night: Husband: Is it really ur first night? Wife: No... No...Actually it is first time at night.

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hey_heys Banta: “I’m so proud, my son is in medical school.” Raj: “What’s he studying?” Banta: “Oh! He is not studying. They are studying him!”

30 Dec 06

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jokes plz

smtopgun @smtopgun (202) • India 7 Dec 06

hey do u hav got any joke(s) which u can tell and let us appreciate ... no vulgars plz...

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hey_heys Doctor: “So you lose your temper every time someone calls you a name? Surely that can’t be true!” Santa Singh: “DONT CALL ME SHIRLEY!”

30 Dec 06

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Give me jokes and get plus rating

311982 @311982 (679) • India 2 Nov 06

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hey_heys Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my...

30 Dec 06

Veg or Non-Veg? Which kind of jokes u like?

ShahidKhan1479 @ShahidKhan1479 (1522) • India 10 Nov 06

Veg or Non-Veg? Which kind of jokes u like?

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hey_heys i like all jokes check this one: The Sardarni asked her lover, Santa Singh Santa Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring? Sure replied Santa What's your phone number?

30 Dec 06

let us discuss some jokes

ganeshprabhuk @ganeshprabhuk (1722) • India 19 Dec 06

i would like everybody to write the best joke ever they have seen or read or anything happened.

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hey_heys Mr. and Mrs. Banta Singh's two-year-old boy was bawling away loudly. Mrs. Singh asked her husband why their son was being so difficult. "he wants to take a ride on a donkey,"replied Banta. "Then why don't you put him on your shoulders and go for a run?"

30 Dec 06

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Jason Roiz @JasonRoiz (49) • New Delhi, India 23 Jan 14

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23 Jan 14

Sardarji jokes frm indians

sreekanthdb @sreekanthdb (518) • India 18 Sep 06

Hi every one...If any one has some jokes on our gr8 sardajis... plz do post them here

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hey_heys Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach : Sardarji 1 :Praaji , Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ? Sardarji 2 : Tumhe nahe pata ? Sardarji 1 : Nahe pata. Sardarji 2 : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .

30 Dec 06