Max Crisp

@Orson_Kart (6765)

United Kingdom • Age 65

Joined myLot 13 years ago

Member since 2008 The Reluctant Air Fryer

Max Crisp's Discussions

Getting fitter or getting fatter?

Max Crisp @Orson_Kart (6765) • United Kingdom 3 Apr 20

As more and more of us are having to stay at home now, the usual routines are out the window. No gym, being able to leave the house is limited, but you can stock up on essentials and non-essentials if you're willing to queue at...

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25 people

What Price a Kiss?

Max Crisp @Orson_Kart (6765) • United Kingdom 6 Dec 17

As it's the festive season again, I have been wondering whether to fork out for a sprig of mistletoe? I used to be fairly successful with my sprig, but in recent years, the kiss-rate has gone down. Is my puckering less attractive...

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16 people

Are you hard at work?

Max Crisp @Orson_Kart (6765) • United Kingdom 23 Jun 17

I am most days, and especially today, which is unusual for a Friday. The days I am not so, I go home deflated. Although I am getting older I like to think I can keep it up for a few more years yet. I think the warm summer days...

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15 people

Having Trouble With Your Prostate?

Max Crisp @Orson_Kart (6765) • United Kingdom 4 Mar 17

Or is it prostrate? I could be lying if I didn't know the difference. P.S This is a discussion for women as well as men. Do you use the wrong word in conversation because it sounds right? I mean, there is only one letter...

prostate

prostrate

frustrate

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What's Not To Like?

Max Crisp @Orson_Kart (6765) • United Kingdom 26 Feb 17

I'll tell you what's not to like! That darn like button. If I hit it once, I hit ten times before it actually changes to like. And then it can often change back to unlike, and I have to like it again. Do you...

unlike

not likely

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17 people

Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Max Crisp @Orson_Kart (6765) • United Kingdom 12 Jan 17

Are you any good at playing silly games? I am hopeless and always lose but I am not a sore loser, so I am always willing to play one more time. How about you? Are you a winner or loser? Come play with me. I'll go...

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16 people

Does myLotting make you feel tired?

Max Crisp @Orson_Kart (6765) • United Kingdom 30 Nov 16

I usually don't do it for more than half an hour at a time, but today I have been going hell for leather for what seems like hours and I am knackered. Is it just me, my age, or do you all want a snooze after a splurge on here?...

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16 people

Sugar Free Sweets

Max Crisp @Orson_Kart (6765) • United Kingdom 30 Nov 16

You'd think - Great, I can eat as many as I want. But oh no, there's a warning on the packet which says - 'WARNING: Excessive consumption may produce laxative effects' This is the sh1ts!...

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6 people

Fat Balls

Max Crisp @Orson_Kart (6765) • United Kingdom 11 May 16

I have fat balls, and the birds love them. Trouble is I only like t!ts. Blue, Great, Coal, and even the Long-tailed t!t. But the bigger birds love my fat balls too. Them pesky crows and...

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12 people

Sucky Lollies

Max Crisp @Orson_Kart (6765) • United Kingdom 8 Feb 16

OK, now I am addicted to those swizzel lickable lollies. I try to limit myself to one as a treat to myself after a long hard day at work, and after my tea of course. Trouble is, they are so tasty and I don't lick them, I suck...

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Mine are shrivelled....

Max Crisp @Orson_Kart (6765) • United Kingdom 16 Nov 15

I don't think it's anything to do with the cold, more like they are old and past their best. I have kept them in the fridge for as long as I dare but I think it's time to throw them out. How do you know when grapes...

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17 people

Pick of the Pops

Max Crisp @Orson_Kart (6765) • United Kingdom 14 Nov 15

At 1pm today and every Saturday, Tony Blackburn plays the chart hits of two different years from the 60's, 70's or 80's here in the UK on BBC Radio 2. This week it is from 1961 and 1976. Even though I could listen to the songs any...

pick of the pops

tony blackburn

songs of the past

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Are you here for the money or the moany?

Max Crisp @Orson_Kart (6765) • United Kingdom 11 Nov 15

I read a lot of posts where people are only interested in making as much filthy lucre ($) as possible. I also read a lot of posts (probably more) where people are just trying to get stuff off their chests, sharing their problems...

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16 people

Do you like anything rubbed on your breasts?

Max Crisp @Orson_Kart (6765) • United Kingdom 31 Oct 15

The famous chef Marco Pierre White tells us that he likes to blend a little olive oil with a chicken stock cube to form a paste, rub it all over his chicken breasts and then pan fry for a delicious flavour. Do you rub anything...

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9 people

UKIP

Max Crisp @Orson_Kart (6765) • United Kingdom 4 May 13

What first attracted you to vote for the racist party headed up by that cigarette smoking, beer swilling, sock puppet, Nigel Farage?

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2 people

One smelly armpit

Max Crisp @Orson_Kart (6765) • United Kingdom 27 Jul 12

I have been suffering lately with an embarrassing condition which is ruining my work and social life - one smelly armpit. I shower every morning and use antiperspirant, have a quick sniff and all is well, but...

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7 people

I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes

Max Crisp @Orson_Kart (6765) • United Kingdom 28 Jan 12

No, love isn't all around me, it's bloody pins and needles! Do you find yourself in certain positions where your fingers or toes start tingling? I can spend at least 30 mins at a time walking around like a...

dingle

fingers

lily before she gets the opportunity

tingle

toes

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6 people

Is Laughter the best medicine?

Max Crisp @Orson_Kart (6765) • United Kingdom 21 Apr 11

Well not in my case! I have been suffering a severe case of man flu for about a week now and I have been taking every concoction there is to try and clear it up. Nothing has worked, so I thought I would turn to laughter. Nope,...

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11 people