Scar D. Cat

@Scarred4Lyfe (696)

Joined myLot 7 years ago

I do not follow the polyticks. Am Cat and do not like ticks. Possums can have them.

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Scar D. Cat's Discussions

Yuck!

Scar D. Cat @Scarred4Lyfe (696) 16 Feb

Today's Words Of Wisdom™ come via Dr Sneuss: I do not like the snow! I don't! I will not like it! No, I won't! "But it's so preeeetty!" Well good, then you come...

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Pot Pie!!!

Scar D. Cat @Scarred4Lyfe (696) 6 Feb

But it is neither cooked in a pot nor is it cooked from pot. But it is a pie. And it has vegetables. And chicken. But no pot. But I has my own pot.

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Florida says you can buy a handgun at 18 but can't legally get drunk and shoot someone until you are 21

Scar D. Cat @Scarred4Lyfe (696) 31 Jan

Because 18 is old enough to own a deadly weapon but you must be 21 to have a beer. Of course, this is the same argument people have used for years - 18 means you are old enough to be drafted into service against your will and...

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Barack Obama / Jennifer Aniston rumors

Scar D. Cat @Scarred4Lyfe (696) 22 Jan

Rumors about 'B-Rock' Obama and 'Friends' star Jennifer Aniston seeing each other after Obama's failed marriage can't be true because Michelle Obama is really a man named Mike - Trump fans have said so for several years - and...

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I've never seen people so overjoyed with earning $5 as I do here

Scar D. Cat @Scarred4Lyfe (696) 12 Jan

It's as though they won a major lottery prize or some such thing. Who knew that true happiness could be purchased so cheap? Meanwhile, I shall remain a crusty old codger because I did NOT get paid...

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Where did THAT come from?

Scar D. Cat @Scarred4Lyfe (696) 9 Jan

So I pulled a tick about 3/4 full of blood from Emoci's neck today. Sub-freezing temps for the past several days and over a foot of snow on the ground -...

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A decade ago...

Scar D. Cat @Scarred4Lyfe (696) 31 Dec

Kind of sad, I used to be able to write things 'off-the-cuff' fairly easy, these days I labor for hours over each sentence and simply can't seem to get anywhere... THE LAST WORD As I finish the page I lay down the pen But...

poetry

prose

writing

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CAPSLOCK explained

Scar D. Cat @Scarred4Lyfe (696) 29 Dec

CAPSLOCK can be a very dangerous weapon. It can signify aggression. It also means 'truth'. Only true statements on the Interwebs are CAPSLOCKED. This can plainly be seen in instances where there are disagreements, and...

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Wanted - Dead or Alive

Scar D. Cat @Scarred4Lyfe (696) 25 Dec

But it seems dead makes better headlines. "Dozens dead as passenger plane crashes in Kazakhstan" is what most headlines about the story read. I've only seen two agencies that stated [b][i]"Dozens survive as passenger...

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Why did a herd of deer poop on my roof and how did they get there?

Scar D. Cat @Scarred4Lyfe (696) 25 Dec

Just weird. And I'm sure it was deer, I saw hoof-prints in the snow. Plus I know what a pile of deer poop looks like. And how did they manage to do it without waking me or the cats?...

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28% of Americans support Trump. 72% oppose him or don't care enough about anyone to vote.

Scar D. Cat @Scarred4Lyfe (696) 7 Nov

And that is how Trump won. Not by a 'revolution'. By apathy. Not enough people care who is in charge. Or what they are doing. This references the 100,000,000 eligible Americans who are not registered to vote and the...

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Mothertruckers!

Scar D. Cat @Scarred4Lyfe (696) 5 Nov

Two city of Olney employees were driving their dump truck around town. Suddenly the driver pulled over to the side of the road, jumped out, ran to the back of the truck, grabbed a shovel out of the truck bed, and began beating a...

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I do not like any of teh sportzballteam games but teh hockeys is okay because it doesn't have a ball but bull hockey is better

Scar D. Cat @Scarred4Lyfe (696) 4 Nov

But my absolute favorite sport is Teh Pursuit of Teh Red Dot. And I have caught it before...but it excaped. But balls freak me out. I can't seem to stop myself from chasing...

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Did you ever wonder why you should put a toilet paper roll under the seat at night?

Scar D. Cat @Scarred4Lyfe (696) 4 Nov

I did. But I was not about to click that. So I Googled it to find out why. And it seems there is no reason. In fact, if you click the ad, it never ends up explaining why you should do it. It will show you plenty...

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Hope today brings you joy and tranquility!

Scar D. Cat @Scarred4Lyfe (696) 3 Nov

Why how very thoughtful of you! I'm going to assume this message, purporting to be from the United States Postal Service, in all actuality originated in South Asia. My mind 'reads'...

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A Sun-day on a Saturday

Scar D. Cat @Scarred4Lyfe (696) 2 Nov

Or did I mean a Caturday? But there are sumbeans in the front yard. And I caught one and sat down on it so it could not be of the escapes. And it is warm on my belly and my back and my sides sitting on the sumbean in the...

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"Don't you worry there none little woman, Trump is a Man's man and he'll protect you whether you like it or not"

Scar D. Cat @Scarred4Lyfe (696) 31 Oct

And that right there is why I decided to switch my allegiance from Harris to Trump. The only problem is I mailed my ballot in several days ago and voted for Harris. So unfortunately it is going to...

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In the majority of US states and territories, once released from prison, a felon is eligible to vote.

Scar D. Cat @Scarred4Lyfe (696) 30 Oct

Don't let people try to tell you differently. Yes, there are some states that permanently remove your eligibility to vote if you are a felon - but they are a small minority of states. And moving to another state solves that...

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How I feel about this Presidential election cycle.

Scar D. Cat @Scarred4Lyfe (696) 29 Oct

I have not really seen much about Harris to impress me. I've seen entirely too much of what Trump does to want him in office again. So my choice, when boiled down to the basics, is between 'Meh' and 'Hell no'. Not simply 'No'....

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I thought my weekend was almost over but today is only Friday

Scar D. Cat @Scarred4Lyfe (696) 27 Oct

I guess my calendar got misprinted because it says today is Sunday, but looking on the EnterWeb I can see that it is only Friday. But today is the day that everyone must worship me. Or if not worship, at least...

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